Jimmy Kimmel vs. Sean Hannity

 

Bitch About

CHORUS 1

Bitch about millennials, bitch about liberals

Bitching quite a lot or bitching just a little

Bitch about democrats, bitch about greens

Bitch like you know what the fuck this all means!

VERSE 1

You’ve got your own version of PC culture

Got your own whiners like Hannity and Coulter

Got your own pitchforks, got your own chariots

Got your own sins, got your own embarrassments

Got an automatic rifle to enforce your rules

Got a stockpile of magazines and torture tools

When the brightest flame ignites the flag

Your private army grabs the body bags

CHORUS 2

Bitch about Hilary, bitch about Bill

Bitch about Bernie, bitch about Jill

Bitch about people other than yourself

Bitch about dark magic on the library shelf

VERSE 2

You have everything you’ve ever wanted

Freedom and church, yet you feel taunted

You tell other people to not be offended

Yet your own traumatic visions never ended

You got triggered, so you got liquored

As if your ego could get any bigger

You hurt just as much as the rest of us

Join the human race or in the moon you trust

CHORUS 3

Bitch about this, bitch about that

Bitch while swinging a baseball bat

Smash the windows, smash the hood

Smash it all in the name of holy good

Bitch about protestors, though you are one

Bitch about everything under the sun

Bitch about life, bitch about the world

Bitch until you feel like you want to hurl

VERSE 3

What makes you so different from us?

We all have the need to fuss and cuss

Superiority is a dangerous illusion

Don’t be the one who promotes exclusion

Change the Channel

VERSE 1

Pick your battles, change the channel

To inner peace, rage can’t hold a candle

So much negativity invading your space

As if you could actually change this place

Worldwide trauma is too much drama

While everybody likes to blame Obama

Don’t forget who the real owners are

Remember as you put gas in your car

CHORUS

Why am I watching this brutal shit?

Why am I reading this vitriolic lit?

I’m saving my anger for another day

I’m changing the channel to get away

VERSE 2

Save your sanity, no more Hannity

The safest space is your own canopy

Filter out the hatred and brutality

Too much finality in this reality

It’s not that I don’t give a fuck

It’s just that we’re shit out of luck

Don’t rub it in my goddamn face

You can’t invade my safest place

CHORUS

Why am I watching this brutal shit?

Why am I reading this vitriolic lit?

I’m saving my anger for another day

I’m changing the channel to get away

VERSE 3

Too much anger and too much scorn

We’re physically sick and mentally worn

Sometimes it’s better not to be born

To a world covered in bloodlust porn

People wonder why I run and hide

From the darkness I keep on the inside

Because it’s like a war zone outside

With too much bigotry and national pride

EXTENDED CHORUS

Why am I watching this brutal shit?

Why am I reading this vitriolic lit?

I’m saving my anger for another day

I’m changing the channel to get away

They say I need to open my mind

Yet they’re the ones who are blind

What do they think I’ll try to find?

Death and disease of a different kind?