Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket vs. Schizophrenic Voices (Rest in Peace, R. Lee Ermey)

 

Head of Cauliflower

A mysterious package, ain’t no head of cabbage

It’s a head of cauliflower with its own brain power

Why the hell not? It’s got a bumpy texture

The kind of head you’d see in a medical lecture

What kind of thoughts are sweeping across?

A silver screen show of the decapitating blow

And now this head is in my shopping cart

In this cinematic trauma, I’m still taking part

Soon this head will be boiled in a pot

Covered with cheese sauce, a whole damn lot

Dandruff flakes and a cerebral cortex

They’re pieces of fiber in my colonic vortex

All that potential for academic genius

Shat away like the flood of melty cheeses

Every head in that grocery superstore

Was capable of brilliance and so much more

Now they’re swimming in stomachs full of gas

Destined for a water slide ride out of the ass

Am I the crazy one for having these thoughts?

Maybe my head is produce one day to be bought

Feels weird carrying severed heads around

But who cares when fiber is good for shedding pounds?

They came from the garden, not the cemetery

But what’s the difference when shit gets buried?

Seeds and corpses grow the finest veggies

Why find the meaning when I can just be edgy?

I’m the only one who can find the connection

These bowel-shaking thoughts are my own invention

Wouldn’t be the first time I didn’t resonate

I’m the only one who gets my own jokes as of late

Kicking Me While I'm Down

VERSE 1

Cheap shot, money shot, what’s the difference?

They both chip away at someone’s innocence

Brick by brick, my foundation crumbles down

The rubble on my carcass weighs a million pounds

Even when life itself has passed me the fuck by

I keep asking myself again what’s the reason why?

Why are these steel toed boots kicking my ribs?

Why is negativity all these fuckers have to give?

CHORUS 1

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

In the head! In the balls!

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

It’s funny as shit when I slip and fall!

VERSE 2

One final pulse beats through my broken body

Yet none of you clowns have found a new hobby

Kicking me around like you own the damn town

And here I thought this ended after the final round

CHORUS 2

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

In the teeth! In the ass!

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

You’ve got no soul! You’ve got no class!

BRIDGE

Maybe if I pull myself up by the bootstraps

Walk a hundred more miles to fill the gaps

Stretch myself a little thinner every day

You’d kick me when I’m down anyway

CHORUS 3

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

In the jaw! In the gut!

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

Giving me bruises! Opening cuts!

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

In the shins! In the ribs!

You’re kicking me while I’m down!

If I’m going to hell, I’m taking you with!