Linda Williams sat comfortably on her couch enjoying a bowl
of wheat cereal while watching her daily dose of MSNBC. While her “pet project”
Scott George no doubt spent his Saturday in misery, Linda felt guilty about
being able to enjoy hers, so much so that she could barely concentrate on the
world news. “I sure hope Tom is enjoying his little triumph,” she said softly
to herself before taking another bite of cereal.
The rampant pounding on her front door jolted her so much
that she spilled her food on the hardwood floors. Her spine tingled at the
sounds of a familiar voice screaming, “Linda! Open the damn door! We need to
talk!” The pounding grew progressively louder with every second Tom Simpson was
forced to wait. “I know you’re in there! No sense in hiding from me!”
“Oh, for god’s sake!” belted Linda as she marched over to
the front door in bare feet and a nightgown. Sure enough, Tom stood there with
his fists balled up and his teeth gnashed together like a venomous snake
waiting to pounce. “This better not be what I think it’s about.”
Taking labored breaths, Tom let himself in the house much to
Linda’s confused dismay. He said, “You need to have a little chat with Scott
George. Oh, he showed up to detention like he said he would. It’s what he did
after that made me so...UGH!”
“Two things,” said Linda with her arms crossed. “One, you
don’t come barging into my house without me letting you in first. And two, once
you’re in my home, you don’t demand things from me like you own the damn place.
Both of those things could have gotten you arrested today and I wouldn’t mind
seeing you in a cage, quite frankly.”
With a sickening smile, Tom said, “Arrested? You’re going to have me arrested? Well, you
better bring the entire police force and the SWAT team, because you’re going to
fucking need them!”
“Well, look at you, tough guy. The same Tom Simpson who’s so
anal retentive about swearing is suddenly unleashing some nasty words at me. If
hypocrisy was against the law, your ass would have been gone a long time ago.”
Linda pointed at her front door and barked, “Seriously, you’d better get out of
my home before things go south. Get a massage. Sit in a hot tub. Meditate. Do
something relaxing for the first time in your life and quit acting like a small
child!”
“Speaking of small children, guess what your teacher’s pet
did to my daughter,” said Tom while grabbing his boss’s arms. “They had sex
behind my back. Lots and lots of sex! Can you imagine that slimy little
creature Scott putting his lips and other body parts on someone else?” Tom
shivered for extra dramatic effect.
Linda ripped her arms away from Tom and said, “That’s not my
problem, Tom, so quit trying to make it mine. While I don’t condone underage
sex, there’s not really much we can do about it. If Scott and Adrienne are in
love, so be it. Don’t forget: you were in love at one point in your life. And
then you threw it all away in a disgraceful divorce. Is that where you’re
getting this attitude from?”
Tom pulled his glasses off and shouted, “You don’t know a
damn thing about my marriage!”
Linda remained stone-faced as she stood up to her employee.
“So why don’t you educate me about why you’re so upset. You are an educator,
after all. That’s part of your job description. Tell me why you suddenly care
about your daughter’s life now that she’s completely out of yours.” Tom’s
haunted face stared off into the distance as he refused to respond. “Tom! Tom!
Ground control to Major Tom! Hello?!”
“How old is Scott?” asked Tom.
“Eighteen. Why?”
Tom’s insane smile widened and was accompanied by clownish
chuckles. “I got him! I got him by the balls!” He grabbed Linda’s arms once
again and excitedly explained his viewpoint to her. “Think about this for a
minute: Scott George is eighteen years old and Adrienne is only fifteen. The
two of them openly confessed to having sex. That means…Scott just broke the
law! Oh, this is too good! This is too fucking good!”
Once again shoving Tom away, Linda said, “Give me a break,
you sick freak. Scott’s no more of a pedophile than you are a good history
teacher. Three years difference between them doesn’t mean a damn thing in
today’s world.” Shoving a finger in his face, Linda said in a low, angry tone,
“I’m warning you, Tom, don’t you go through with this so-called case of yours.
This is beyond vindictiveness. You’re talking about ruining a young man’s life
before it even has the chance to begin, all because of a stupid technicality
that shouldn’t be there!”
“Oh, Linda, you’re just as naïve as Scott. For better or
worse, the justice system in this country doesn’t care about circumstances. It
doesn’t matter when young people are applying for a job. It doesn’t matter when
they get suspended from school. It won’t matter when they’re sitting in the
defendant’s chair with all eyes of the world judging them. The law is the law
and it will be enforced. If you don’t believe me, ask any war protestor who’s
sitting in jail over causing a traffic jam.”
Arms folded and death stare locked on her target, Linda
sneered, “I’m warning you, Tom, if you press charges against Scott and turn his
life upside down, I will fire you. I’ve been waiting a long time for an excuse
to give you a pink slip. I think I may have just found it.”
“Well, look at you, Miss Social Justice Warrior,” said Tom
with his hands on his hips. “You’re all about getting justice for women on
college campuses who get gang raped at frat parties. You’re all about sending
Alan Young to jail for trying to get away with less. But the minute statutory
rape takes place and it involves one of your favorite students, you’re so quick
to cover it up. Who’s the hypocrite now?”
“There are degrees, Tom!” shouted Linda. “There are
circumstances! I don’t give a damn what the law says! Everybody is different!
Every case is different! You can’t just paint them all with the same brush!
Lord knows what else you’re applying that twisted logic to! Is that how you
teach slavery in your history class?! By painting all black slaves with the
same brush?!”
“Wow, your naivety really does astound me, Linda,” chuckled
Tom while shaking his head. “Don’t you get it by now? This country has gone
through the ugliest history imaginable and not a goddamn thing has changed. The
ugliness never went away, Linda. It just showed itself in a different way. The
same applies to the law, for better or worse. Unless Scott has the debating
skills to back it up, he’s not going to make it with the wolves in that
courtroom. I’ve tried to toughen him up to the world around him, but he’d
rather be sheltered. Well, they don’t shelter people in the darkest parts of
prison, I’ll tell you that right now!”
“Just know this, Tom…” said Linda with a trembling voice.
“You will not have the support of this school or any of its officials. And just
like your classes, you won’t have the support of your own pupils. You want to
win this war? You’re going to win it on your own. Clean your belongings out of
your office first thing Monday morning. You’re fired, Tom. Get out of my
house!”
Tom’s maniacal chuckling caused him to double over before he
said, “That’s okay, Linda. I don’t need anybody’s help to win this case. The
law is on my side and that’s the only ally I’ll ever need. I don’t need you. I
don’t need my ex-wife. I sure as hell don’t need my daughter’s help. Scott
George is going to crash and burn because he couldn’t keep his dick in his
pants like our sex ed program says to do.”
Before Tom could cross the threshold to the outside world,
Linda stopped him with one last thing to say. “No matter how this court case
turns out, whether you’re triumphant or defeated, just know that you’ll have
nothing you want by the time it’s all over. Once Scott George is behind bars,
there will be another rebellious and open-minded student to take his place. And
another. And another. You’re not going to send a good message to your students
by going through with this petty trial. One of these days, Tom, the hate alone
will be enough to give you a stress-induced heart attack.”
Fiddling with the door knob, Tom looked down at his feet and
said, “You know, Linda, some people prefer to die while having the best sex of
their lives or doing some kind of extreme sports activity. Me? I think you just
gave me an idea of how I’d like to die someday. See you soon!” Tom closed the
door behind him and walked back to his car, leaving Linda Williams in a
cataclysm of her own tears.
