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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Samoa Joe: The Last Wrestler on Planet Earth You Want a Receipt From

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:57 PM No comments:
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Labels: AEW, Cartoon, Comedy, Dark Side of the Ring, IWA Mid South, Jiujitsu, Judo, Low Ki, Martial Arts, MMA, Necro Butcher, Ring of Honor, Samoa Joe, Satire, Super Heavyweight, TNA, Towel, Violence, Wrestler, WWE

Cammy White: Make Love, Not War

 


Hot take: it's okay to sexualize fictional characters, because they won't get traumatized and go to therapy. Real people, on the other hand, are off limits.

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:23 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beautiful, British, Cammy White, Capcom, Cartoon, Character, England, Fiction, Fighting Game, Love, Martial Arts, MI6, Military, Satire, Sega Genesis, Sexualization, Street Fighter, Super Nintendo, Videogame, War

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Fin Tutuola vs. DuShawn McGovern: the Most Memed Segment in Law & Order: SVU History Gets a New Spin

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:26 PM No comments:
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Labels: Body Count, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Cop Drama, Detective, Dick Wolf, DuShawn McGovern, Fin Tutuola, Gay, Humor, Ice T, Law & Order: SVU, LGBTQ, Meme, New York, Police, Pride Month, Rapper, Satire

Monday, August 10, 2026

Jason Biggs: No Beef, Just Apple Pies with Cream

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:32 PM No comments:
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Labels: Actor, American Pie, Apple Pie, Band Camp, Caricature, Cartoon, Chernobyl, Comedy, Fight Club, Good Natured, High School, Humor, Jason Biggs, Las Vegas, Movie, Project Mayhem, Ribbing, Satire, The Deadliest Catch, Virginity

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Barney Gumble from The Simpsons vs. Bernie Marcus, the CEO of Home Depot (Rest in Piss, You Lazy Motherfucker!)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:11 PM No comments:
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Labels: 20th Century Fox, Barney Gumble, Bernie Marcus, Capitalist, Cartoon, CEO, Comedy, Conservative, Disney, Donald Trump, Drunk, Gracie Films, Home Depot, MAGA, Matt Groening, Monorail, Republican, Right-Wing, The Simpsons, Zionist

Coca-Cola: a Valid Use of Food Stamps Even If OTHER POOR PEOPLE Don't Agree

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: Advertisement, Bill Maher, Cartoon, Coca-Cola, Coke, Comedy, EBT, Food Stamps, Glass Bottle, Heroin, Humor, MAHA, Mitch McConnell, Oxycontin, Pride Flag, RFK Jr., Satire, Soda, Tylenol, UFC

John Wayne Gacy: Did You Ever Think You'd See the Day When He Had the Moral High Ground?

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:37 PM No comments:
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Labels: Accusations, Bill Clinton, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Donald Trump, Epstein Files, Gennifer Flowers, Humor, Jeffrey Dahmer, Joe Gacy, John Wayne Gacy, MAGA, Murderer, Politician, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Serial Killer
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