Calcobrena from Final Fantasy IV vs. Garrison's Autism (a Common Opponent These Days)

 

If anybody has a problem with my shirt, I can always take it off...slowly...with "Pump Up the Volume" playing in the background. Get your dollar bills ready and make that shit rain.

Jerry Seinfeld: Living Proof That Not All Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out

 

Dr. Larry Nassar: His Medical License Was Suspended, But His Prison Sentence Was Not

 

Chelsea Green from WWE vs. Your Average Twitter Psycho, Who Is Not a Real Leftist, But a LARPer

 

Bart Simpson vs. Ghislaine Maxwell: If She Looks Like a Monster, It's Because She Is One

 

Hunter Griggs from Suicide Squad X the New York Street Vendor from The Simpsons: Because Dark Humor Never Goes Out of Style

 

Hellyeah vs. the Chehalis Middle School Choir, Which I Was a Member of and I Hated Every Second of It