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Thursday, June 25, 2026

Bray Wyatt (R.I.P.) vs. Shawn Michaels: Schrodinger's Wrestler

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:37 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bray Wyatt, Cartoon, Dave Meltzer, Five Stars, Hall of Fame, Journalist, Monday Night Raw, NXT, Satire, Shawn Michaels, Smackdown, The Undertaker, The Wyatt Family, TKO, Wrestlemania, Wrestling, Wrestling Observer Newsletter, WWE

Jimmy Fallon Has a Very Special Guest Tonight...

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:47 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Cable TV, Cage Fighter, Cancel Culture, Cartoon, Comedy, Conor McGregor, Criminal, Far-Right, Ireland, Jimmy Fallon, Late Night TV, Platform, Problematic, Rapist, Red Pill, Satire, Sexual Assault, Sexual Predator, Talk Show

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Brock "The Stanford Rapist" Turner: If He Wants to Swim Again, Make Sure There Are Cottonmouths in the Water with Him


 

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:39 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alcoholic, Athlete, Brock Turner, Comedy, Criminal, Crook, Idiot, Injustice, Lia Thomas, Loser, Manosphere, Misogynist, Predator, Rapist, Red Pill, Satire, Sexist, Sexual Harassment, Swimmer, Transphobia

Gary "Space" Kadet: Hates Women, Loves the Smell of His Own Farts...and Also Those of His Sock Puppets

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:12 AM No comments:
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Labels: Asshole, Author, Bigot, Bodybuilder, Burner Accounts, Cartoon, Comedy, Drawing, Gary Kadet, Harassment, Lawsuit, Misogynist, Satire, Serial Killers, Sexist, SLAPP Suit, Slurs, Sock Puppets, Troll, Twitter

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

John Cleese: a Free Speech Warrior Who Can't Talk Because He's Licking J.K. Rowling's Boots

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:57 PM No comments:
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Labels: Asshole, Baby Boomer, Bootlicker, Cartoon, Comedian, Comedy, England, Free Speech Warrior, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling, John Cleese, Monty Python, Old Man, Satire, SLAPP Suit, TERF, Transphobia, Troupe, Twitter, United Kingdom

Tim Kennedy: His One Star Didn't Come from the Army; It Came from Dave Meltzer

 


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Labels: Army, Cage Fighter, Captain Crunch, Christian, Comic Con, Conservative, Donald Trump, Fraud, Halloween, MAGA, Military, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Stolen Valor, Tim Kennedy, UFC, Uniform

Clare Easdown vs. Marcus DiPaola: The World Is Crazy Enough as It Is

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:05 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Australia, Cartoon, Clare Easdown, Coldness, Comedy, Explosion, Journalist, Marcus DiPaola, Mental Health, Musician, News Anchor, Psych Ward, Robot, Satire, Shooting, Tape Gag, Terrorism, TikTok, YouTube
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