David Aceveda from The Shield: Captain of The Barn, Which Is Full of Pigs

 

Byron Hadley from Shawshank Redemption: Captain of the Guards, Master of Phil Labonte's Lower Intestines

 

Braun Strowman: Stop Being a Prick and Get a Prick in Your Arm

 

Soulbunni: Ultimate Infighting Champion

 

Jesse Young: Another Right-Wing Loser from Washington State

 

Rick Kuss: Some Hyperlocal Politics for You Washingtonians Out There

 

How Are Those Egg Prices Working Out for You, MAGA?