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Friday, September 25, 2026

Happy Halloween! About as Happy as You Can Reasonably Be in 2026...

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:59 PM No comments:
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Labels: 2026, Blood, Blue Hair, Candy, Cartoon, Creepy, Disturbing, Drawing, Frightening, Fuck the System, Garrison Kelly, Halloween, Holiday, Knife, October, Pale Skin, Pink Shirt, Scary, Trick or Treat, Violence

Garrison Kelly vs. Elon Musk: Everybody's Got a Price...or Do They?

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 6:24 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alex Jones, Bigot, Billionaire, Bribery, Conservative, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Far-Right, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, Hatred, MAGA, Prejudice, Republican, Right-Wing, SpaceX, Tesla, Transphobia, Twitter, Vivian Wilson

5FDP vs. AT&T: That Title Sounded Like Rap Lyrics

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:44 PM No comments:
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Labels: AT&T, Bad Company, Brass Knuckles, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Contractor, Five Finger Death Punch, Harassment, Heavy Metal, Humor, Ivan Moody, Microphone, Mockery, Music, Parody, Pestering, Pregnant Woman, Salesman, Satire

Thursday, September 24, 2026

James Carville: the Poster Child for Do-Nothing Democrats

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:06 PM No comments:
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Labels: Baby Boomer, Cajun, Capitalist, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Corporate Centrist, Democrat, Humor, James Carville, Liberal, Louisiana, Mediocrity, MS Now, MSNBC, New Orleans, Old Man, Out of Touch, Satire, Strategist

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

When Garrison Kelly Tells You It's All In Your Head, You Know You Fucked Up

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:50 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Costume, Donald Trump, Excalibur, Fantasy, Far-Right, Garrison Kelly, Halloween, Humor, King Arthur, MAGA, Make-Believe, Medieval, Republican, Satire, Slipknot, Stone of Destiny, Stone of Scone

If You Must Smile for Someone's Superficial Comfort, Try Malicious Compliance

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:42 PM No comments:
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Labels: 20th Century Fox, Cartoon, Comedy, Creepy, Disney, Fake Smile, Gracie Films, Humor, Illinois, Matt Groening, Mr. Burns, Neurodivergent, Nuclear Powerplant, Old Lady, Satire, Scary, Small Talk, Springfield, Superficial, The Simpsons

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Bill Maher: Bashes Millennials and Gen Z Kids, Dates Them Anyways


 

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:16 PM No comments:
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Labels: Abuser, Age Gap, America, Australia, Baby Boomer, Bill Maher, Caricature, Cartoon, Child Actress, Comedian, Comedy, HBO, Humor, Indiana Evans, Millennial, Predator, Real Time with Bill Maher, Satire, Snobs, Tape Gag
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