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Thursday, August 6, 2026

Who's the Real Hard Worker Here: the Actual Worker or the Extortionist?

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:17 PM No comments:
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Labels: Apron, Billionaire, Boss, Caricature, Cartoon, CEO, Clerk, Corporation, Employee, Grocery Store, Hard Work, Minimum Wage, Office, Paper or Plastic, Plata o Plomo, Poor, Rich, Satire, Silver or Lead, Suit and Tie

Zohran Mamdani for President! It's the 2020's! Anything Can Happen!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:48 PM No comments:
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Labels: Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Crying, Democrat, Donald Trump, Humor, Ice, Left-Wing, MAGA, Mayor, Muslim, Nazi, New York City, Racist, Republican, Satire, Socialist, Zohran Mamdani

Ask Your Doctor if Medical Advice from a Television Commercial Is Right For You

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cartoon, Comedy, COVID-19, Diarrhea, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Fake News, Ice, Ivermectin, Joe Rogan, Laxative, MAGA, MAHA, Medication, Pills, Prescription, Pseudoscience, Quackery, RFK Jr., Satire

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): When You're Bored, Swing a Sword

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:57 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alex Trebek, Buster Sword, Canadian, Caricature, Cloud Strife, Comedy, Europe, Excalibur, Final Fantasy VII, Game Show, Humor, Jeopardy, King Arthur, Playstation, Satire, Scotland, Square Enix, Stone of Destiny, Stone of Scone, Videogame

Xanderhal: the Most Mentally Stable BreadTuber of All Time

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:33 PM No comments:
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Labels: 3 Doors Down, Brad Arnold, BreadTube, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Crazy, Dark Humor, Google, Headphones, Insane, Keffals, Kryptonite, Left-Wing, Live Streamer, Machine Gun, Psycho, Satire, Xanderhal, YouTube

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Brendan Schaub: A Failed MMA Fighter Turned Failed Comedian Who Also Fails at Transphobic Humor

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:52 PM No comments:
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Labels: Batman, Brendan Schaub, Brock Lesnar, Cage Fighter, Cartoon, Comedian, Comedy, DC Comics, Joaquin Phoenix, Mental Illness, MMA, Movie, Murray Franklin, Mya Lesnar, Robert De Niro, Satire, Supervillain, Talk Show, The Joker, UFC

Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:28 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bacteria, Bible, Caricature, Cartoon, Christian, Church, Comedy, Cooking, Fugu, God, Humor, Jesus Christ, Leviticus, Prayer, Religion, Satire, Shrimp, Sodomy, Tattoos, Vaccines
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