Garrison's Library
Tuesday, November 10, 2026
Mrs. Peacock Is a Murderer, But at Least She's Not a Domestic Abuser
Labels:
Black Comedy,
Blackmail,
Choking,
Clue,
Domestic Violence,
Eileen Brennan,
Gun,
Killer,
Men's Rights Activists,
Mrs. Peacock,
Murder Mystery,
Revolver,
Rope,
Senator,
Strangulation,
The Honeymooners,
The Simpsons,
Wife,
Yvette the Maid
Monday, November 9, 2026
The Thunder Eagles: The Enhancement Talent of Elk Grove's Soccer Club
Labels:
Athletes,
California,
Cheerios,
Child,
Elementary School,
Elk Grove,
Enhancement Talent,
Garrison Haines-Temons,
Garrison Kelly,
Gatorade,
Jobbers,
Kid,
Losers,
McDonald's,
Sacramento,
Soccer,
Sports,
Story,
The Thunder Eagles
Play Time: You Never Forget Your First...Exposure to Softcore Movies
Labels:
1994,
Brad,
Cameo Films,
Cheating,
Comedy,
David Elliott,
Erotica,
Geena,
Humor,
Infidelity,
Jennifer Burton,
Joe,
Lindsey,
Movie,
Parody,
Play Time,
Sarcasm,
Satire,
Softcore,
Tribute
Masturbating Is Okay, But Telling People You Did It to Them Is Wrong
Labels:
Actress,
BBC,
BDSM,
Bondage,
Bound and Gagged,
Catherine Russell,
Chandler & Co,
Creepy,
Duct Tape,
Elly Chandler,
End of Term,
England,
Fantasies,
Hostage,
Kidnapping,
Masturbation,
Private Detective,
Sexual Harassment,
Uncomfortable
Sunday, November 8, 2026
Inuyasha vs. Kagome: Even Christian Grey Would Never Resort to Using the Beads of Subjugation
Labels:
Anime,
Black Humor,
Bolt Cutters,
Cartoon,
Conformity,
Dark Comedy,
Demon,
Dog,
Domination,
Fantasy,
Foot Massage,
Inuyasha,
Japan,
Kagome,
Manga,
Medieval,
Rape,
Satire,
Sexual Abuse,
Time Travel
Using Battletoads to Explain Breaking Up with Conservative Friends
Labels:
Battletoads,
Beat 'em Up,
Big Boot,
Breakup,
Cartoon,
Chicago,
Conservative,
Debate,
Feminism,
Friendship,
NES,
Nintendo,
Rash,
Rat,
Satire,
Scuzz,
Toad,
Tradewest,
Transgender,
Videogame
Tyris Flare from "Golden Axe": a Fire-Wielding Amazon with No Shortage of Sick Burns
Labels:
Amazon,
Beat 'em Up,
Beautiful,
Bikini,
Comedy,
Creep,
Fantasy,
Fire Magic,
Golden Axe,
Medieval,
Misogynist,
Pyromancy,
Satire,
Sega,
Sword,
Troll,
Twitter,
Tyris Flare,
Videogame,
Warrior
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