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Saturday, November 14, 2026

The Will of the People Means Nothing If Those People Are Stupid as Fuck

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:45 AM No comments:
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Labels: America, Brian Heywood, Conservative, Donald Trump, Homophobia, Israel, Killing in the Name, Ku Klux Klan, Let's Go Washington, MAGA, Misogyny, Nazis, Protest, Rage Against the Machine, Republican, Right-Wing, Transphobia, Zionism

Friday, November 13, 2026

Axe Body Spray: It's Chemical Warfare in a Can!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:51 PM No comments:
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Labels: Advertisement, Axe, Body Spray, Cartoon, Chemical Warfare, Comedy, Commercial, Deodorant, Donald Trump, Dude Bro, Fragrance, Grooming, Humor, Mockery, Parody, Podcast, Right-Wing, Satire, The Joe Rogan Experience, YouTube

When You Take Maximum 3, You Won't Have a Fever Anymore, Because You'll Be Dead

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:43 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cold, Comedy, Dark Humor, Death, Doctor, Drugs, FDA, Fever, Hospital, Lawsuit, Maximum Strength, Medicine, Mockery, Nyquil, Over the Counter, Overdose, Pharmaceuticals, Satire, Sore Throat, Vicks

Thursday, November 12, 2026

Bill Maher Doesn't Believe in Collective Guilt (Unless It Happens to Young People or Muslims)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: Author, Bill Maher, Cartoonist, Collective Guilt, Comedian, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, HBO, Howie Mandel, Libertarian, Mockery, Podcast, Real Time with Bill Maher, Satirist, Standup Comedy, White Privilege

Support the Troops...by Stopping These Goddamn Wars!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:08 PM No comments:
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Labels: Air Force, Arguments, Army, Bad Faith, Cartoon, Cheating, Debates, Emotional Blackmail, Fighting, Iran, Iraq, Marines, Military, Navy, Private, Soldier, Troops, Veterans Day, War, Yellow Ribbon

The Black Ranger's Most Dangerous Foe...

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:15 PM No comments:
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Labels: Action Adventure, Adam Park, Asian, Australian, Beautiful, Black Ranger, Cartoon, Comedy, Dulcea, Gabrielle Fitzpatrick, Humor, Martial Arts, Movie, Ninja, Power Rangers, Saban, Satire, Tugboat, TV Show, Warrior

Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Garrison Kelly: Different Age, Same Rage

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:41 PM No comments:
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Labels: Adult, Advertisement, American Darkness, Anger, Author, Books, Child, Creative Writing, Fantasy, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, Horror, Incredible Hulk, Modern Drama, Poison Tongue Tales, Rage, Science Fiction, Short Stories
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