Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Bitch Food

VERSE 1

Carrot shake

Peat moss steak

Urinal cake

Turnip smoothies

Milk from boobies

Nasal tubing

Pinecone salad

Lab grown baguette

Up your asses

MAHA dinner

Makes you thinner

Fuck you, sinner

 

CHORUS 1

Bitch food!

Cross Shit!

Blow Flex!

Bitch food!

 

VERSE 2

Vitamin X

Animal sex

Prayer text

Riboflavin

Nature vacation

Jesus savin’

No vaccines

Lima beans

Fever dreams

COVID lunch

Screw worm brunch

Death fruit punch

 

CHORUS 2

Bitch food!

Jazzercise!

Rise and grind!

Bitch food!

Bitch food!

Ozempshit!

Wegonads!

Bitch food!

 

BRIDGE

Genocide fatties and the patties

On your favorite bacon burger

Genocide doctors and the mockers

Of Nazis who get murdered

Genocide truth, monopolize you

God bless the book burners

Genocide rebels and Fruity Pebbles

We need learners to be earners

 

OUTRO

Take your bitch food and shove it up your ass

New method of eating, takes less time to pass

It comes out of your mouth when you give a lecture

On how we’ll all eat like we’re Hannibal Lecter