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Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Mrs. Peacock Is a Murderer, But at Least She's Not a Domestic Abuser

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:49 AM No comments:
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Labels: Black Comedy, Blackmail, Choking, Clue, Domestic Violence, Eileen Brennan, Gun, Killer, Men's Rights Activists, Mrs. Peacock, Murder Mystery, Revolver, Rope, Senator, Strangulation, The Honeymooners, The Simpsons, Wife, Yvette the Maid

Monday, November 9, 2026

The Thunder Eagles: The Enhancement Talent of Elk Grove's Soccer Club

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:52 PM No comments:
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Labels: Athletes, California, Cheerios, Child, Elementary School, Elk Grove, Enhancement Talent, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, Gatorade, Jobbers, Kid, Losers, McDonald's, Sacramento, Soccer, Sports, Story, The Thunder Eagles

Play Time: You Never Forget Your First...Exposure to Softcore Movies

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: 1994, Brad, Cameo Films, Cheating, Comedy, David Elliott, Erotica, Geena, Humor, Infidelity, Jennifer Burton, Joe, Lindsey, Movie, Parody, Play Time, Sarcasm, Satire, Softcore, Tribute

Masturbating Is Okay, But Telling People You Did It to Them Is Wrong

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:01 AM No comments:
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Labels: Actress, BBC, BDSM, Bondage, Bound and Gagged, Catherine Russell, Chandler & Co, Creepy, Duct Tape, Elly Chandler, End of Term, England, Fantasies, Hostage, Kidnapping, Masturbation, Private Detective, Sexual Harassment, Uncomfortable

Sunday, November 8, 2026

Inuyasha vs. Kagome: Even Christian Grey Would Never Resort to Using the Beads of Subjugation

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:18 PM No comments:
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Labels: Anime, Black Humor, Bolt Cutters, Cartoon, Conformity, Dark Comedy, Demon, Dog, Domination, Fantasy, Foot Massage, Inuyasha, Japan, Kagome, Manga, Medieval, Rape, Satire, Sexual Abuse, Time Travel

Using Battletoads to Explain Breaking Up with Conservative Friends

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:41 PM No comments:
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Labels: Battletoads, Beat 'em Up, Big Boot, Breakup, Cartoon, Chicago, Conservative, Debate, Feminism, Friendship, NES, Nintendo, Rash, Rat, Satire, Scuzz, Toad, Tradewest, Transgender, Videogame

Tyris Flare from "Golden Axe": a Fire-Wielding Amazon with No Shortage of Sick Burns

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:38 PM No comments:
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Labels: Amazon, Beat 'em Up, Beautiful, Bikini, Comedy, Creep, Fantasy, Fire Magic, Golden Axe, Medieval, Misogynist, Pyromancy, Satire, Sega, Sword, Troll, Twitter, Tyris Flare, Videogame, Warrior
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