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Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Hellyeah vs. the Chehalis Middle School Choir, Which I Was a Member of and I Hated Every Second of It

 


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Labels: Blood For Blood, Cartoon, Chad Gray, Chehalis Middle School, Choir, Comedy, David Judd, Drawing, Heavy Metal, Hellyeah, Hymn, Microphone, Mosh Pit, Mudvayne, Music, Religious Song, Robe, Rock n' Roll, Satire, Say When

Monday, July 6, 2026

When You Call Your Heavy Metal Band Lamb of God, You Can't Complain About Confusing People

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:44 PM No comments:
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Labels: 20th Century Fox, Cartoon, Christian, Comedy, Drawing, Gracie Films, Heavy Metal, Helen Lovejoy, Lamb of God, Left-Wing, Matt Groening, Music, New American Gospel, Preacher's Wife, Randy Blythe, Rock n' Roll, Satire, The Simpsons

Ophelia Cornell: Legendary Serial Killer from "Dungeon of Love"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:55 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beautiful, Black Woman, Character, Crime Drama, Dungeon of Love, Fiction, Kidnapper, Killer, Legend, Murderer, Novelette, Ophelia Cornell, Prisoner, Serial Killer, Short Story, Tacky Tuesday, Teacher, Temptress, Thriller, Victims

Olimpia DeJesus, World-Class Wrestler and Murder Suspect from "Seven Star Reads"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:45 PM No comments:
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Labels: Antagonist, Beautiful, Black Woman, Bodybuilder, Character, Crime Drama, Dirt Sheet, Drawing, Girlfriend, Latina, Murder Suspect, Novelette, Olimpia DeJesus, Seven Star Reads, Tacky Tuesday, Valenceo Styler, World Champion, Wrestler

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Noella Klarke, Conformist Commander from "The Meat Squadron"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:38 PM No comments:
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Labels: Advisor, Antagonist, Beautiful, Brainwasher, Character, Commander, Conformist, Dictator, Drawing, Drill Instructor, Fantasy, Fiction, Lysergic Fairytales, Noella Klarke, Novelette, Short Story, Strict, The Meat Squadron, Trainer

Meat Squadron Soldier from "The Meat Squadron" (DUH!)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:46 PM No comments:
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Labels: Brainwashing, Character, Conformity, Drawing, Fantasy, Fiction, Follower, Loss of Individuality, Lysergic Fairytales, Mindless, Minion, Muscles, Novelette, Obedience, Personality, Soldier, Soulless, Sword, The Meat Squadron, Warrior

Marigold DiAngelo, Because You Can't Have "Emilio & Marigold" Without Her

 


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Labels: Apron, Cat Lover, Character, Chef, Child, Cook, Drawing, Emilio & Marigold, Fantasy, Fiction, Granddaughter, Jack and the Beanstalk, Kid, Lysergic Fairytales, Marigold DiAngelo, Mixing Bowl, Novelette, Pizzaria, Protagonist, Short Story
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