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Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin (WWE): "WHAT?!"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:37 PM No comments:
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Labels: Attitude Era, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Crime Drama, Gangster, Hall of Fame, Hitman, Humor, Jules Winnfield, Meme, Miramax, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino, Samuel L. Jackson, Satire, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Texas, Wrestling, WWE

Tiffany Justice (Moms For Liberty) X Ronald Pergman (Big Sky): Bonding Over Common Ground

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 7:12 PM No comments:
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Labels: Anti-Woke, Big Sky, Book Banning, Censorship, Christian Nationalism, CJ Box, Comedy, Conservative, Fascism, Florida, MAGA, Moms For Liberty, Montana, Republican, Right-Wing, Ronald Pergman, Satire, Serial Killer, Tiffany Justice, Wyoming

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

The Cars vs. Tammy Sytch: The Title Alone Sounds Like Satire

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:35 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alcoholic, Diva, Drive, Drug Addict, Drunk Driving, Felon, Hall of Fame, Jail, Narcissist, New Wave, Prison, Rock n' Roll, Satire, Selfish, Sunny, Tammy Sytch, The Cars, Vehicular Murder, Violence, WWE

Ari Emanuel (TKO) X Jade Pettyjohn (Big Sky): "Just Be a Fan..."

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:46 PM No comments:
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Labels: Ari Emanuel, Big Sky, Business, Caricature, CJ Box, Comedy, Corporation, Executive, Humor, Jade Pettyjohn, MAGA, Montana, Mystery, Satire, Television, Thriller, TKO, Wrestling, WWE, Wyoming

Monday, July 27, 2026

Quine Roseman, Edge Lord Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower" (What the Fuck Is a Chicagofornian?)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:29 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alt-Right, Antagonist, Beer, Bigot, Character, Comedian, Conservative, Cowboy, Edge Lord, Failed Artist, Fiction, Mediocrity, Novelette, Old Man, Politician, Quine Roseman, Tacky Tuesday, Villain Arc, When They Go Low Punch Lower

Ashlee Evans-Smith: She Beat Fallon Fox and She's Somehow Still Bitching About Unfairness

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:47 PM No comments:
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Labels: Ashlee Evans-Smith, Cage Fighter, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Crying, Drug Test, Fallon Fox, Featherweight, Humor, MAGA, MMA, Monster Energy, Right-Wing, Satire, Tattoos, TERF, Transphobia, UFC, USADA

Matt Mitrione: His Hate-Boner for Fallon Fox Turned Out to Be a Real One

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:54 AM No comments:
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Labels: Cage Fighter, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Dragon Ball Z, Fallon Fox, Football Player, Heavyweight, Humor, Masturbation, Matt Mitrione, MMA, Mortal Kombat, Red Lobster, Satire, Street Fighter II, Tekken, Transphobia, UFC, USADA
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