INTRO DIALOGUE
You’re not a fitness guru; you’re a eugenicist!
SATIRE POEM
I make my salary by burning all my calories
Showing off my ribs, telling fatphobic fibs
Juicing up my biceps, overworking triceps
Got some ten-pack abs, not pinch of flab
Why stop there? Let’s erase your autism
And your personality that you got with it
Sell stories about your expendability
Based on corporate greed and your disability
“Don’t even bother with the COVID vaccine”
Said the pin cushion who was a heroin fiend
You believe every word, just look at my face
Innocent like an angel from the “Master Race”
Take my advice, pay no mind to my voice
What disease do I have? It’s Dealer’s Choice
I never smoked a cigarette a day in my life
Still sounds like I wear a Columbian Necktie
I got more wrinkles than crumpled up paper
It started as a baby and I hoped it would taper
Started in the womb, wait, now I remember
I was totally alive then, like Jesus in December
Now I got a job fucking up my last name
Drag it through the mud, make it take a walk of shame
Black sheep doesn’t describe me at all
‘Cause if I lived on a farm, my voters would suck my balls
So next time you see me on the television
Listen loud and clear, ‘cause there is no intermission
No bathroom breaks even though I’m full of shit
Here’s my healthcare plan, it’s a total money pit
Government efficiency is kind of my jam
Effective at what? Making suckers fall for scams?
Fork over your dough as you die really slow
Make the oligarchy richer, fuck the Average Joe!
