Let Me Sleep

VERSE 1

I’d kill for a nice set of doggy days

But the AK-47 blew some kids away

But the women are living The Handmaid’s Tale

And the cops who enforce it never go to jail

I took a break from the news, but I have to return

So much about the world that I still have to learn

It matters very little if my short fuses burn

Can’t run forever, ‘cause it won’t get any better

CHORUS

Too much trauma at once, in the shit we’re deep

For god’s sake, just let me go the fuck to sleep

Is one good day too much to ask for?

Just let me sleep, let life be a bore

Let me sleep!

Let me sleep!

VERSE 2

I could walk down the street and shoot some hoops

It could get me out of this dystopian time loop

But all I want to do this afternoon is take a nap

And hope I don’t get snared in the news cycle trap

I can’t save the world when I’m by myself

Even the baddest of badasses are in need of help

We can start a revolution on any other day

But for now, I’ll let my mind drift away

CHORUS

Too much trauma at once, in the shit we’re deep

For god’s sake, just let me go the fuck to sleep

Is one good day too much to ask for?

Just let me sleep, let life be a bore

Let me sleep!

Let me sleep!

BRIDGE

I don’t need you to read me my last rites

Just tuck my carcass in and say goodnight

Try not to wake me up with bombs and blasts

Or a jeep motor that blows smoke like an ass

Or fireworks long after the fourth of July

Jingoism is dead, kiss that shit goodbye

CHORUS

Too much trauma at once, in the shit we’re deep

For god’s sake, just let me go the fuck to sleep

Is one good day too much to ask for?

Just let me sleep, let life be a bore

Let me sleep!

Let me sleep!

FINAL LINES

If I spent the night in a no-tell motel

Would you still shoot me dead, shrug it off like, “Oh well?”

Hokey Tonk

VERSE 1

If you want to be a real American hero

You need to sign up for the Big Ass War

The number of terrorists alive will be zero

They’ll all explode like July the Fourth

VERSE 2

If you don’t have a Social Security number

It means you were born in the back of a truck

Working through sickness will quench your hunger

This is America and here we don’t give a fuck

VERSE 3

If you want to own a big fucking machinegun

You have to be whiter than the Ku Klux Klan

Just pull the trigger and have an ass-load of fun

Teach your son to shoot so he can be a big man

VERSE 4

If you think this song is anything but a joke

You’re less educated than the state of Alabama

Blind patriotism is nothing more than a hoax

Especially when the racist judge bangs his hammer

FINAL LINE

Yee-haw, bitches! Roll Tide!

Whatever the fuck that means…