VERSE 1
If you want to be a real American hero
You need to sign up for the Big Ass War
The number of terrorists alive will be zero
They’ll all explode like July the Fourth
VERSE 2
If you don’t have a Social Security number
It means you were born in the back of a truck
Working through sickness will quench your hunger
This is America
VERSE 3
If you want to own a big fucking machinegun
You have to be whiter than the Ku Klux Klan
Just pull the trigger and have an ass-load of fun
Teach your son to shoot so he can be a big man
VERSE 4
If you think this song is anything but a joke
You’re less educated than the state of Alabama
Blind patriotism is nothing more than a hoax
Especially when the racist judge bangs his hammer
FINAL LINE
Yee-haw, bitches! Roll Tide!
Whatever the fuck that means…
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