CHORUS 1
You’re just mad because I’m raising the bar
I’m walking down the street looking like a superstar
Shout your shit at me from your Oscar-Meyer car
Overcompensate for a dick that doesn’t measure far
VERSE 1
Speaking of bars, we got to talk about this
You’re chugging Miller Lite a.k.a. horse piss
That chick looks cute, why don’t you give her a kiss
That’s your grandma, dude, get the fuck off her lips
Your drunken escapade is worth a quick mention
In a place called R-slash Incest Confessions
Those stories are fake, no doubt or a question
But you got a nonfiction Dewey Decimal extension
CHORUS 2
You’re just mad because I’m raising the bar
I’m walking down the street looking like a superstar
Shout your dog whistle slogans from a Cyber Truck
If you died in a car fire, I wouldn’t give a fuck
VERSE 2
Maybe Reddit forums really aren’t your vibe
Maybe farming for kiwis is where you’ll find your tribe
Get pissed at the world, especially all the girls
Who wouldn’t let you pound the pun-tang, ‘cause you made
them hurl
Or maybe it’s a pair of dick and balls that you’re after
You can’t confess or you’ll bring your friends to laughter
They got your address, SWAT team makes an arrest
Stuck in a cell with Bubba, well, you know the rest
CHORUS 3
You’re just mad because I’m raising the bar
I’m walking down the street looking like a superstar
Shout the F-slur from your gas-wasting hummer
You deny climate change, die of heat stroke in the summer
You’re just mad because I’m raising the bar
I’m walking down the street looking like a superstar
Shout behind a megaphone from your black and white
Bring it on, Blue Balls, because I know my rights
