The Nightcore Boobird

 

Troll's Tears

If my mini fridge wasn’t stocked with Mountain Dews

Cans of troll’s tears are what I’d choose

Not a scarce resource, I’d stay hydrated forever

‘Cause those bitches are crying like it’s rainy weather

Is it any coincidence that it tastes so salty?

You got to be salty if petty is what you call me

Jealousy and envy over individuality

They’re mediocre and plain, that’s their whole reality

They see the world through a black and white lens

It makes me wonder how they have any friends

They’re a bigger pain in the ass than a colonoscopy

Bigger pain than rectal cancer shown in the autopsy

Maybe their bodies on a table is a bunch of wishful thinking

There’s no thinking from them, just some Kool-Aid drinking

Every troll looks the same because they are the same

Trying to out-suck each other in a competitive game

There are no gold medals for their basic bitch statuses

Maybe that explains why they’re so damn mad at us

They’d kill for some color in their plain vanilla world

They’d kill someone anyways, maybe a cute girl

A chick who turned them down in front of the whole town

For being a big nothingburger and an even bigger clown

The only thing bigger is the size of their egos

Yet they’re fragile like glass despite their macho ethos

These pathetic motherfuckers aren’t worth my time

I’ll drink their tears and keep on pumping out rhymes

Holding On Forever

VERSE 1

Like a butterfly with its wings ripped off

I can’t forget the pain that’s been wrought

I can carry my baggage for years and years

Sleep comfortably with subconscious fears

Even during moments of quiet and peace

I’m thinking of ways to bleed the creeps

If only I had my very own time machine

Could show my enemies what pain means

CHORUS 1

Holding on forever

Is my only endeavor

If I let go I will fall

Lucky if I can crawl

VERSE 2

Like a concert full of drunk ass punks

My mind doesn’t want to shut its ass up

The tiniest prick of a sewing needle

Is how a battleaxe’s chop must feel

Insults of the lowest common denominator

Feel like I’m trapped with a dominator

I carry that shit for the longest time

If only I could commit the ultimate crime

CHORUS 2

Holding on forever

Ties I cannot sever

If I let go I will drop

Nightmare will not stop

VERSE 3

Like a strongman lifting a refrigerator

I can carry heavy shit forever and later

I remember every troll and every hater

Drinking their blood is what I will savor

Chewing their flesh, dinner and a show

It doesn’t make much sense, I know

You’re always on the outside looking in

Where every evil thought of mine is a sin

CHORUS 3

Holding on forever

Using trauma as a tether

If I let go I will splat

Break my fucking back

Holding on forever

Let go I will never

Nobody will pick me up

Expect me to be tough