VERSE 1
A species of animal that was born to smile
Quokkas got fur and a whole lot of style
Lined up like chess pieces for their photo op
Here comes the flash bulbs and the crowd pop
Nothing could go wrong in the land of ear scratches
There’s no fine print and there are no catches
Rub their fuzzy bellies and feed them cherry pie
Laugh and have fun, ‘cause it’s a heavenly high
VERSE 2
But there’s always one who’s having a bad time
With a face sourer than a lemon and lime
Because he was different, he was made the villain
Gave seniors heart attacks, scared away the children
Nobody asked him if he was feeling alright
They assumed he was toxic like a pandemic blight
The frowning quokka had opinions of his own
But it’s hard to tell the story with a burned out tone
VERSE 3
While his smiling brethren danced on without him
He sat in the darkness playing music so grim
The tears wouldn’t come, because they’re not manly
Only the freaks could do it, they’re already uncanny
Remembering a childhood of leather belt beatings
A horny ex-wife who he divorced for cheating
A lifetime of pets that have crossed the Rainbow Bridge
Stress-eating every meal like he had an endless fridge
VERSE 4
Life is always easy when there’s someone to talk to
But instead there’s an army of strangers to mock you
“You look like you’ve got a bug stuck in your ass
You look like you’ve got a giant food baby to pass
You’ve got Small Dick Energy for years on end”
And then they wonder why you don’t want to pretend
That everything is okay in your fiery underworld
Got your finger on the trigger, never leave it uncurled
BRIDGE
Bang, bang! Now they’re going to die!
Bang, bang! And they still wonder why!
Bang, bang! Quokka genocide, bitch!
Bang, bang! Leave them all in a ditch!
Boohoo! Now there’s no turning back!
Boohoo! Put a clip in your mag!
Boohoo! Now you know what to do!
Say goodbye to a world that you never knew!
Bang, bang!
