Showing posts with label Circus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Circus. Show all posts

Monday, June 24, 2019

The Secret Life of Pets 2


MOVIE TITLE: The Secret Life of Pets 2
DIRECTOR: Chris Renaud
YEAR: 2019
GENRE: 3D Animated Comedy
RATING: PG for comic mischief
GRADE: Pass

A Jack Russell Terrier named Max is having difficulty with being stressed out and easily fearful, especially when his owner has a baby named Liam and the whole family takes a trip to a chaotic farm. A superhero rabbit named Snowball has been charged with the task of rescuing a white tiger named Hu from a sadistic circus owner. While Max is away on vacation, his Pomeranian girlfriend Gidget is tasked with taking care of his favorite squeaky bumblebee toy only for it to wind up in a crazy cat lady’s apartment. These three stories converge near the end and the animals find that they’re willing to do extraordinary things to achieve their individual goals.

Cuteness aside, the guy who put together this movie definitely has experience with animal quirks and it shows in the most obvious ways. Cats chasing after laser pens, dogs acting paranoid when things get too stressful, animals in general defecating in places where the owners will least suspect it, cats knocking things over haphazardly, the list goes on and on. I can confirm all of these things and more since I too am an avid animal lover. Realism will always earn points with the audience, especially if there’s humor attached to it. You don’t have to hee-haw at every scene to think it’s funny. You could be laughing on the inside and walking out of the movie theater with happiness in your heart. Isn’t that what animal movies are all about?

Every story and subplot in this movie was well-executed, but my favorite in terms of character development has to be Max and his journey to overcome the fear of everything. In this respect, he really has no choice since he vacations on a farm with animals who don’t respect him and eventually crosses paths with Sergei, the cruel and vicious circus owner. Courage isn’t the absence of fear, but the action taken in spite of fear. We already know that Snowball the superhero bunny will voluntarily throw himself into danger for the good of the group. Gidget’s fear of being around that many cats dissipates rather quickly. But for Max, it’s a journey that spans the entire movie. Will he face things head on or will he continue itching at something that isn’t there? If not for himself, then he has extra motivation when doing it for baby Liam and his parents.

And now here comes the downer of this review. At the time that I’m writing this, my elderly cat Emilio is slowly but surely passing away due to failing kidneys and a subsequent loss of appetite. Throughout his final days, I’ve been finding solace not only in my creative activities (which includes this review), but also watching The Secret Life of Pets 2. In other words, this movie was literally therapy for me. It reminded me that I did everything I could to save Emilio’s life and when his time eventually comes, he can cross the Rainbow Bridge a happy kitty. He was fourteen years old, but I’ve only owned him for the past six months. Rest well, baby Emilio. You’ll always be my baby despite your advanced age.

If you’re looking for a feel-good movie with plenty of cuteness and humor, you’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of The Secret Life of Pets 2. Even if you haven’t seen the first movie, you’ll still get enjoyment out of the sequel and you won’t be confused by the plot. Based on the success of the sequel, I plan on watching the first movie on Netflix when I get the chance. How does a passing grade sound to you guys?

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Circus of Conformity

VERSE 1
Just like perfect little circus seals
You shower your master with squeals
Laugh at every joke like it’s actually funny
Surrendering your hardest of hard earned money
Never mind that he preaches victimization
On every newscast and every station
Never mind that he teaches hatred and anger
Never mind that he put you all in grave danger

CHORUS
Circus of conformity!
Suppressing the passionate, praising the ornery
Circus of conformity!
Accepting any idiot as the almighty authority

VERSE 2
Just like perfect little sideshow monkeys
You dance to rhythm like it’s funky
You take the abuse, it’s what you choose
Everything you’ve got is yours to lose
Yet you cheer and shake your moneymaker
From the wet nurse to the undertaker
Are you nice and comfy inside your grave?
Too damn bad, because you can’t be saved

CHORUS
Circus of conformity!
Suppressing the passionate, praising the ornery
Circus of conformity!
Accepting any idiot as the almighty authority

BRIDGE
Believe in everything that comes out of his mouth
Take it in the ass and keep shouting “Ouch!”
This is what you wanted; this is what you voted for
You’re living out your fantasy of being a puppet whore

VERSE 3
Just like scary old psychotic clowns
You’re haunting the darkest parts of the town
A ball on your nose or a ball on your mouth
Makes no difference when you can’t make a sound
Your nuts and backbone have been taken away
Too much of a snowflake to enter the fray
Get down on your knees and begin to pray
It’s what you do best during political decay

CHORUS
Circus of conformity!
Suppressing the passionate, praising the ornery
Circus of conformity!
Accepting any idiot as the almighty authority
Circus of conformity!
I won’t do what you fucking order me
The Greatest Show on Earth is almost over

Rid us of your verbal diarrhea foul odor

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Why Are You Laughing at Me?

VERSE 1 I wrote a story from cover to cover
For every one of the literature lovers
My imagination ran wild with fantasies
Autographs for those who are asking me
Making it rain hundred dollar bills
All because I had some mad skills
Then the red ink dried on the page
The word “reject” sent me into a rage


CHORUS 1
Tell me why! Why are you laughing at me?!
Tell me who! Who should I try to be?!
Tell me what! What the fuck is your deal?!
Tell me how! How should I fucking feel?!


VERSE 2
I worked up the courage to ask her out
Cleared my mind of any possible doubt
Calmed the butterflies in my round tummy
Waiting for a kiss so romantic and yummy
She laughed at me alongside her plus one
Goddamn, that’s just so fucking fucked up
She could have said no and it’d be over
She made me curse myself for being sober


CHORUS 1
Tell me why! Why are you laughing at me?!
Tell me who! Who should I try to be?!
Tell me what! What the fuck is your deal?!
Tell me how! How should I fucking feel?!


VERSE 3
I’m not a clown and my life is not a circus
You’re the joke, your opinion’s so worthless
It’s amateur night at The Laugh Factory
It’s your turn to curl up in dreaded agony
How does it feel to be under the microscope?
How does it feel to lose every ounce of hope?
You wore my shoes and walked the green mile
The pain is all yours via the laughs and smiles


CHORUS 2
Tell me where! Where is the justice in this?!
Tell me when! When will you end this shit?!
Tell me now! Give me your final answer!
Too late now! Give up, you laughing bastard!