Does this cheeseburger taste funny to you?
It’s ground-up clowns, the whole circus crew
There aren’t enough bottles of Pepto Bismol
To wash down the taste of Bozo’s big balls
There’s a blood-soaked war in your intestines
Bacteria and viruses with automatic weapons
Vomit your carcass inside the fuck out
Or they can exit through the Hershey Highway route
Hellfire fever immolating your soul
Acid trip dreams about your blistered asshole
Stay away from your bottle of Advil
Lest you want to drop a load heavier than an anvil
Get on the phone with the CDC
Clowns’ Decaying Corpses, eat lean beef
I hope someone sends you a Get Well card
“May your anal casualties again become hard”
Who’s in charge of the menu today?
They’ve got a billion in lawsuits to finally pay
Now you’ve got your check, so what’s for dinner?
The mind is strong, but food addiction is the winner
Get the clown grinder ready for another serving
Diarrhea Armageddon is never too unnerving
A weight loss strategy for the new age
In history books, you’re thin enough to be a page
