Your Average Kiwi Farmer

 

SWAuTocrat

VERSE 1

All that rage over a videogame

Have you no fucking shame?

Murdering kids with one phone call

9-1-1, watch the bodies fall

You’d kill your mother over Halo

Kill your father, don’t try to say no

You’d kill a stranger over Call of Duty

All because he plays like a newbie

CHORUS

SWAuTocrat! Fuck that!

How’d your ego get so fat?

SWAuTocrat! To the mat!

In a real fight, you’d fall flat

VERSE 2

You think you’ve got some absolution?

Excuses are nothing but noise pollution

Although you didn’t pull the trigger yourself

You’re still a murderer on your way to hell

EXTENDED CHORUS

SWAuTocrat! Fuck that!

How’d your ego get so fat?

SWAuTocrat! To the mat!

In a real fight, you’d fall flat

SWAuTobot! Time to rot!

A tough guy you are not

SWAuTomatic! Rage addict!

Rage quitter! Total bat shit!

VERSE 3

Bowser never yelled racial epithets

King Wart never shot for the head

Golbez never called the SWAT Team

Even Mad Gear knew it was all a dream

Akuma never needed a letter of pardon

Even Joker stuck around in Arkham

Fantasy and reality are mutually exclusive

You have this knowledge, fucking use it!

CHORUS 2

SWAuTocrat! Fuck that!

SWAuTobot! Take your shot!

SWAuToerotic! Psychotic!

SWAuTo race! What a waste!

SWAuTocrat!

SWAuTocrat!
SWAuTocrat!

Fuck that!