Showing posts with label Kick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kick. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2020

This Is Extreme


VERSE 1
Shotgun blast for calling me a name
All the drunkards get hit by a train
Every drill sergeant steps on a mine
Every mean teacher battered into slime
This is extreme! This is too much!
Using violence as my favorite crutch
This is extreme! This is excessive!
Victory is mine, I’m feeling possessive
This! Is! Extreme!
This! Is! Extreme!

VERSE 2
A hundred lashes for naughty kids
A thousand more is what we did
Drop a bomb on a town full of bullies
Their undies get drenched and sullied
This is extreme! This is illegal!
A jail sentence will be the sequel
This is extreme! This is disgusting!
More cathartic than endless cussing
This! Is! Extreme!
This! Is! Extreme!

BRIDGE
I dream of extreme every night
I cream at extreme, it feels right
I dream of self-esteem I could never have
I scream for extreme when shit gets bad

VERSE 3
Kick to your head for pushing and shoving
Attack your family, the ones you’re loving
Head butts for you until my brain explodes
I smile as I watch the bloody river flow
This is extreme! Get some damn help!
None of this is worth an eternity in hell
This is extreme! Get some therapy!
Talk about things that are embarrassing
This! Is! Extreme!
This! Is! Extreme!

Monday, June 25, 2018

Tap Out Like a Bitch


OPENING LINE
Shinbone to the dome when your mama ain’t home!

VERSE 1
I see you standing across from me
A flying knee to put you to sleep
A chokehold to cut you so deep
No more breaths, your soul flies free
It’s been coming for so damn long
Think being a bully makes you strong?
Kick you hard right in the dong
Make you sing a soprano song

CHORUS
Tap out like a bitch! X2

VERSE 2
Giving black belts to pricks like you
Setting the bar lower than your shoes
Sell your medal for a buck and some change
Buy one Band-Aid for your sham pain
I’ve got nothing to prove, Mr. UFC
I’m an open book, yeah, you know me
You’re the one with the big façade
Telling everybody you’re a kind of god

CHORUS
Tap out like a bitch! X4

BRIDGE
Take the loser’s purse before it gets worse
Walk the exit ramp and take in the laughs
Do your interviews, make the world snooze
What’s your latest and greatest excuse?

EXTENDED CHORUS
Tap out like a bitch!
Feel every little stitch!
Go the fuck to sleep!
Watch your kids weep!
Tap out like a bitch!
Scream your highest pitch!
Undisputed, my ass!
Putting you on blast!
Tap! Out! Like! A! Bitch!