VERSE 1
You always like to brag about being offensive
But when it’s thrown back at you, you go on the defensive
It’s never funny when it happens to you
Just your strawman drag queen gay black jew
You think of drag queens more than they think of themselves
Even though not one of them is hoarding the wealth
Then you go on a rant about men’s mental health
Calm the fuck down, Chad, you did it to yourself
CHORUS
Drag Queen Derangement Syndrome
The kind of disease that puts you in the happy home
From the gates of agony to the puzzle factory
All because a dress-wearer just wanted flattery
VERSE 2
When you’re at a drag show, you get an erection
Then all of the queens need some witness protection
When you pull out a gun bigger than your own dick
And hold down the trigger for a symphony of clicks
Now all of the sudden, you’re the next Jesus Christ
And a shoo-in for employment with the incels at ICE
Now I know why you like to wear a ski mask
‘Cause you’re drooling like a dog when you see a queen’s ass
CHORUS
Drag Queen Derangement Syndrome
The kind of disease that puts you in the happy home
From the gates of agony to the puzzle factory
All because a dress-wearer just wanted flattery
VERSE 3
Your hard drive is a treasure trove of perversion
The only sexual relief for unlovable virgins
You got pics of Kamala in leather lingerie
But they’re fake as fuck, that’s why AI has an A
Deepfakes on AOC baring her breasts
But yours are much bigger, spinal health is a mess
Pictures of drag queens eating up all your RAM
And a ten-year-old girl posing naked on web cams
CHORUS X2
Drag Queen Derangement Syndrome
The kind of disease that puts you in the happy home
From the gates of agony to the puzzle factory
All because a dress-wearer just wanted flattery
OUTRO
You honestly think Michelle Obama is a man?
That must be the reason why you’ve got your dick in your
hand!
