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Sunday, July 26, 2026

Commander Orpheus Rinehart, Far-Right Mercenary from "Savage Beatings" and "Beautiful Monster"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 7:13 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beautiful Monster, CEO, Character, Child Abuse, Cigar, Commander, Fantasy, Far-Right, Fiction, Homophobe, Mercenary, Misogynist, Novel, Novelette, Orpheus Rinehart, Psychological Thriller, Racist, Savage Beatings, Shadow Asylum, Villain

Ariel Winter with the Sting Operation of the Century

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:33 PM No comments:
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Labels: Actress, Ariel Winter, Caricature, Cartoon, Child Abuse, Child Predator, Decoy, Epstein Class, Modern Family, Pedophiles, Safe from Online Sex Abuse, Satire, Sex Abuse, SOSA, Sting Operation, The Chaperone, Trillionaire, Twitter, X

Welcome, Everybody, to Nickelodeon GUTS! And GORE! And VIOLENCE! And BLOOD!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:07 AM No comments:
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Labels: Athletes, Caricature, Comedy, Dark Humor, Freddy Krueger, Game Show, GUTS, Horror, Kids, Mike O'Malley, Mo Quirk, Nickelodeon, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nostalgia, Referee, Robert Englund, Satire, Serial Killer, Sports, Violence

Saturday, July 25, 2026

This Has Been a Gracie Films Presentation

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:36 PM No comments:
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Labels: 20th Century Fox, Arguing, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Debate Club, Disney, Drawing, Fighting, Gracie Films, Humor, James L. Brooks, Movie Theater, Parody, Politics, Production Logo, Satire, Shush, The Simpsons, TV Logo

Friday, July 24, 2026

HEY, HEY, HEY! We Got Another Hollywood Reboot!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:53 PM No comments:
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Labels: #MeToo, Assassin, Beatrix Kiddo, Bill Cosby, Black Mamba, Black Man, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedian, Comedy, Katana, Kill Bill, Kung Fu, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Rapist, Satire, Sexual Assault, Sword, Uma Thurman

Thursday, July 23, 2026

A History of Violence...Against Internet Trolls

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: A History of Violence, Bullies, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Crack Pipes, Father, Film, Humor, Jack Stall, Junkie, Movie, Nutjobs, Satire, Son, Teenager, Thriller, Tom Stall, Trolls, Viggo Mortensen

Extroverted Party Hostess vs. Garrison's Autism: Forever in Search of Common Ground

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:05 AM No comments:
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Labels: Autism, Beautiful, Cartoon, Champaign, Cocktail Dress, Comedy, Conversation, Corey Taylor, Debut Album, Eyeless, Garrison Haines-Temons, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Party, Satire, Screaming, Slipknot, Small Talk, Social Awkwardness
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