Katie Miller: Provider of Workers and Soldiers for Our Capitalist Society

 

Bruce Friedman: The Michael Jordan of Book Banning and the Riley Gaines of Mediocrity

 

Fred Trump, Sr. vs. Chris Benoit: Contenders for Father of the Year

 

Blanka from Street Fighter II vs. Laura Ingraham from Fox News: A Masterclass in Malicious Compliance

 

Antonia DiAngelo, Grumpy Grandma from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Old school Garrison's Library fans will remember me submitting "Emilio & Marigold" to Hollow Hills and getting it published in "Raining Cats & Dogs" in 2020. Hollow Hills have since closed their doors for good. Now Emilio & Marigold will be part of an anthology of fantasy novelettes called Lysergic Fairytales, which I'll do myself.

Darbie Molina, Olimpia's Rival from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Blackjack Randall from Outlander vs. Kyle Royce from TikTok: Guess Who's Winning Based On Their Filmography