Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): When You're Bored, Swing a Sword

 

Xanderhal: the Most Mentally Stable BreadTuber of All Time

 

Brendan Schaub: A Failed MMA Fighter Turned Failed Comedian Who Also Fails at Transphobic Humor

 

Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

Jesus Fucking Christ! No Really, He's Here! He's Risen! And He's Not Happy!

 

Ripley Verdugo (The Shield) vs. Todd Blanche (Department of Justice (LOL)): Hey, at Least He's Cooperating!