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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

You Can't #SayHerName If Nobody Remembers What the Fuck It Is (Rest in Piss, Cracker)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:36 PM No comments:
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Labels: Ashli Babbitt, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Criminal, Dark Humor, Dead, Donald Trump, Hillbilly, Insurrectionist, January 6th, Loser, MAGA, Military, Nazi, Republican, Right-Wing, Rioter, Satire, Violent

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:29 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Blazer, Canada, Guitarist, Hard Rock, Love, Mashup, Matt Walst, Michael Bolton, Microphone, Mix Up, My Darkest Days, Porn Star Dancing, Romance, Singer, Smut, Soft Rock, Soul Provider, Stripper, Time Love and Tenderness

Monday, June 15, 2026

The Hodge Twits, I Mean, The Hodge Twins: Of Course Their Names Are Keith and Kevin, DUH!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:58 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bigotry, Black Guys, Brothers, Comedians, Conservative, Conservative Twins, Donald Trump, Grifters, Hodge Twins, Homophobia, Keith Hodge, Kevin Hodge, MAGA, Military, Republican, Right-Wing, Slavery, Transphobia, Unfunny, YouTube

Marina Shafir: The Heart and Soles of AEW

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: AEW, American, Barefoot, Beautiful, Cage Fighting, Death Riders, Feet, Heel, Jon Moxley, Marina Shafir, Mixed-Martial Arts, MMA, Moldovan, Roderick Strong, Ruined Childhood, This Little Piggy, Villainess, Wheeler Yuta, Wrestling

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Lars Sullivan: Another Ex-WWE Loser Trying to Get Back in the Spotlight by Saying Stupid Shit Online

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:38 PM No comments:
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Labels: Ableism, Big E, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Bodybuilder, Conservative, Donald Trump, Dylan Miley, Homophobia, Lars Sullivan, MAGA, Mediocrity, Neck Injury, Racism, Republican, Right-Wing, Transphobia, Twitter, Wrestler, WWE

Rest in Peace, George Tiller, For the Only Thing You Killed Was Conservatives' Fragile Egos

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Abortion, America, Assassination, Baby, Bodily Autonomy, Cartoon, Comedy, Eulogy, Fetus, George Tiller, Lullaby, Monologue, Pro-Choice, Rockabye Baby, Roe v. Wade, Satire, Scott Roeder, This Little Piggy, USA, Women's Rights

Amanda Nunes vs. Colby Covington: What Are You Waiting For, Dana White? Permission From Your Orange Daddy?

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:51 PM No comments:
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Labels: Amanda Nunes, American, Bigotry, Blue Coat, Brazilian, Colby Covington, Conservative, Donald Trump, Founding Fathers, Grappler, Lesbian, MAGA, Misogyny, Mixed-Martial Arts, MMA, Republican, Right-Wing, Sexism, Striker, UFC
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