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Monday, August 3, 2026

Jesus Fucking Christ! No Really, He's Here! He's Risen! And He's Not Happy!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:20 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bible, Cartoon, Christianity, Crown of Thorns, Crucifixion, God, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Jen Ledger, Jesus Christ, Joel Osteen, John Cooper, Korey Cooper, Mega Church, Pastor, Preacher, Religion, Savior, Seth Morrison, Skillet

Ripley Verdugo (The Shield) vs. Todd Blanche (Department of Justice (LOL)): Hey, at Least He's Cooperating!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:21 PM No comments:
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Labels: Arsonist, Caricature, Cartoon, Clapback, Comedy, Department of Justice, DNA, Donald Trump, Evidence, Ice, Latino, Masturbation, Minnesota, Operation Metro Surge, Protests, Ripley Verdugo, Satire, The Shield, Todd Blanche, Transgender

Sunday, August 2, 2026

And the Academy Award for Best PR Team Goes to...

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:58 PM No comments:
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Labels: Academy Awards, Actor, Alopecia, Baldness, Caricature, Cartoon, Chris Rock, Comedian, Comedy, Concussion, Controversy, Dave Chappelle, G.I. Jane, Head Trauma, Humor, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Oscar, Satire, Slap, Will Smith

Rebecca Watson vs. Christopher Hitchens: New Atheism, Same Conservative Bigotry

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:43 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alcoholism, Bigotry, Caricature, Cartoon, Charlie Brown, Christopher Hitchens, Clapback, Comedy, Death, HBO, Misogyny, New Atheism, Peanuts, Pigpen, Real Time with Bill Maher, Rebecca Watson, Satire, Sexism, Smoking, YouTube

Friday, July 31, 2026

Cybertruck: The Only Vehicle That Will Get You a DUI Even Though You're Sober

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:31 PM No comments:
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Labels: Billionaire, Car, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Cybertruck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Hate Speech, MAGA, Nazi, Oligarch, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, South Africa, SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter, Vehicle

Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:41 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alcohol, Baby Boomer, Caricature, Cartoon, Chris Benoit, Cigarettes, Comedy, Fugu, Humor, Ken Rogerson, Leather Jacket, Microphone, Murderer, Old Man, Satire, Standup Comedy, Viper Urine, Wife Hating, Wrestler, WWE

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Tabitha Speaks Politics vs. Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Could Have Been the Title of an Anti-Abortion Song

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:50 PM No comments:
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Labels: Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Democrat, Donald Trump, Humor, Iggy Pop, Left-Wing, Liberal, Lust for Life, MAGA, Music, Punk Rock, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Tabitha Speaks Politics, TikTok, YouTube
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