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Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Butthole Surfers vs. Ray Rice: It's Important to Get Even the Minor Details Right

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:41 AM No comments:
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Labels: 1990's, Alternative Rock, Baltimore Ravens, Bullhorn, Butthole Surfers, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Football, Humor, Megaphone, Microphone, New Jersey, NFL, Pepper, Psychedelic Rock, Ray Rice, Satire, Sports, Wife Beating

Monday, August 17, 2026

Arianna Brandolini: Psychologist by Day, HR Staff by Night

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: Arianna Brandolini, Better Help, Breakup, Cartoon, ChatGPT, Comedy, Corporate, Friendship, Hello Fresh, Human Resources, Humor, MAHA, Mockery, Pink Slip, Psychologist, Relationship, Robot, Satire, Therapist, TikTok

Nature Is Overrated and I Will Die on That Hill...which Happens to Be Part of a Nature Trail

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:24 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cartoon, CJ Box, Comedy, Creek, Dirt, Grass, Isolation, Joe Pickett, Kidnappers, Nate Romanowski, Nature, River, Rocks, Satire, Seclusion, Serial Killers, Solitary Confinement, Tree, Water, Wildlife

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Autistic, Blue State, Cartoon, Comedy, Deb Krishnadasan, Democrat, Garrison Haines-Temons, Humor, Michelle Caldier, Neurodivergent, Nonfiction, Politician, Republican, Schizophrenic, Senator, Social Awkwardness, Vote, Washington State

Stand Your Ground, Warrior...and Prepare for the CATACLYSM OF AGONY! (LOL)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: Anime, Armor, Bard, Cartoon, Cataclysm, Comedy, Dragon Ball Z, Dungeons and Dragons, Edge Lord, Fantasy, Lightning, Magic, Medieval, Orc, Rookie, Satire, Science Fiction, Sorcerer, Teenager, Wizard

Dee Jay from Super Street Fighter II Has a Message for All the Argumentative Drama Queens Out There

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:06 PM No comments:
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Labels: Arguing, Capcom, Cartoon, Comedy, Conga Line, Dancing, Debating, Dee Jay, Drama Queen, Fighting, Humor, Jamaica, Kickboxing, Maracas, Master Debater, Relationships, Satire, Serial Contrarian, Super Nintendo, Super Street Fighter II

Saturday, August 15, 2026

I Don't "Shoot My Shot" Because I Don't Want to Give Women the Ick

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:10 PM No comments:
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Labels: Ballad, Beautiful, Captain, Cartoon, Dating, Desilu, Fade to Black, Girlfriend, Heavy Metal, Jean-Luc Picard, Love, Metallica, Paramount, Rejection, Romance, Sadness, Science Fiction, Star Trek, The Next Generation, Woman
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