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Thursday, October 8, 2026

Paul Mauriat: In America's Elections, "Love Is Blue" Takes on a Whole New Meaning

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:57 PM No comments:
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Labels: A Room with No View, America, Cartoon, Comedy, Conductor, Democrats, Easy Listening, Elections, French, Healing, Hope Punk, Left-Wing, Liberal, Love Is Blue, Millennium, Musician, Paul Mauriat, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Voting

Becky Lynch and Nikki Cross Are Not Actually Fucking Each Other (Shocking, Isn't It)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:27 PM No comments:
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Labels: Becky Lynch, Boundaries, Cartoon, Comedy, Fan Entitlement, Fantasy, Horndog, Irish, Lesbians, Meme, Nikki Cross, Obsession, Parasocial, Reddit, Satire, Scottish, Stalking, Women, Wrestling, WWE

Toilet Paper USA X Power Slop: They Truly Deserve Each Other

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:55 PM No comments:
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Labels: Assassination, Cartoon, Charlie Kirk, Comedy, Conservative, Dana White, David Ellison, Donald Trump, Humor, MAGA, Mockery, Power Slap, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Skydance, Spandau Dance, Television, Turning Point USA, Violence

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Tonight on Lifetime: Duct Tape, Duct Tape, and More Duct Tape!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:51 PM No comments:
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Labels: Age Gap, Cartoon, Channel, Comedy, Cougars, Crime Drama, Dark Romance, Duct Tape, Fake Outrage, Humor, Inappropriate, Lifetime, Mockery, Pedophiles, Provocative, Salacious, Satire, Seduction, Television, Thriller

My Most Disturbing Drawing Since Dogmeat from Black Tar Kiss

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: Blood, Cartoon, Comedy, Creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fantasy, Gross, Horror, Icky, Incest, Meth Mouth, Prison, Reality, Reddit, Satire, Scary, Sex, Unsettling, Weird

Garrison Kelly vs. a Nazi Caveman a.k.a. Your Average Right-Winger

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:36 PM No comments:
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Labels: Age of Consent, Autism, Cartoon, Caveman, Comedy, Conservative, Funny, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, Hobby, Humor, Legos, MAGA, Nazi, Neurodivergent, Pedophile, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Sex Abuse

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

War of the Worlds? More Like a War on Neurodivergent People

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:35 PM No comments:
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Labels: ADHD, Alien, Autistic, Brass Knuckles, Cartoon, Hang Ten, Legendary Pink Dots, Mork and Mindy, Nanu Nanu, Neurodivergent, Princess Coldheart, Robin Williams, Schizophrenic, Science Fiction, Sitcom, Socially Awkward, Weird
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