Shoot your shot, you’ve got nothing to lose
Except your self-esteem when she says, “I refuse”
Except a lawsuit where you never stood a chance
It's a permanent ban from a life of romance
I never took the time to show you how to do it
Flirting should come naturally, but you never knew it
Everything you know about the birds and the bees
Comes from online porn and erotic fantasies
I thought you would’ve learned from all your interactions
In your math classes while you’re learning subtraction
In your chemistry course about magnetic attraction
But you kept to yourself to protect your mental health
It’s not like you grew up with some Pulitzer winners
Who would ever invite you to a Met Gala dinner
They were bullies who punched down as a source of laughter
Why interact with people when it’s peace that you’re after?
You graduated college, but you don’t have any knowledge
On matters of the heart, because you don’t know where to
start
You have to start somewhere, but you can’t find the bottom
Except in economic status and apartments so rotten
It used to be easy when the chemicals in their brains
Made the girls hot and horny, absolutely insane
It’s a little harder now that you don’t have social status
The ladies raced to the top and they were always the fastest
I bet you wish more people tried to understand
That it’s hard as hell to hold another woman’s hand
You could be movie star handsome and funny as fuck
But if she says no, then you’re shit out of luck
Now I understand why there’s a lock on your door
On the world wide web, you can’t be ignored
Press the play button and checkmark the loop
Nothing can stop you from shooting dude soup
You jokingly call it DIY lovemaking
When it comes to virginity, no volunteers are taking
You want something done right, you do it yourself
Hyper-independence comes from traumatized hell
