Garrison's Library
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Butthole Surfers vs. Ray Rice: It's Important to Get Even the Minor Details Right
Labels:
1990's,
Alternative Rock,
Baltimore Ravens,
Bullhorn,
Butthole Surfers,
Caricature,
Cartoon,
Comedy,
Football,
Humor,
Megaphone,
Microphone,
New Jersey,
NFL,
Pepper,
Psychedelic Rock,
Ray Rice,
Satire,
Sports,
Wife Beating
Monday, August 17, 2026
Arianna Brandolini: Psychologist by Day, HR Staff by Night
Labels:
Arianna Brandolini,
Better Help,
Breakup,
Cartoon,
ChatGPT,
Comedy,
Corporate,
Friendship,
Hello Fresh,
Human Resources,
Humor,
MAHA,
Mockery,
Pink Slip,
Psychologist,
Relationship,
Robot,
Satire,
Therapist,
TikTok
Nature Is Overrated and I Will Die on That Hill...which Happens to Be Part of a Nature Trail
Labels:
Cartoon,
CJ Box,
Comedy,
Creek,
Dirt,
Grass,
Isolation,
Joe Pickett,
Kidnappers,
Nate Romanowski,
Nature,
River,
Rocks,
Satire,
Seclusion,
Serial Killers,
Solitary Confinement,
Tree,
Water,
Wildlife
Sunday, August 16, 2026
Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic
Stand Your Ground, Warrior...and Prepare for the CATACLYSM OF AGONY! (LOL)
Labels:
Anime,
Armor,
Bard,
Cartoon,
Cataclysm,
Comedy,
Dragon Ball Z,
Dungeons and Dragons,
Edge Lord,
Fantasy,
Lightning,
Magic,
Medieval,
Orc,
Rookie,
Satire,
Science Fiction,
Sorcerer,
Teenager,
Wizard
Dee Jay from Super Street Fighter II Has a Message for All the Argumentative Drama Queens Out There
Labels:
Arguing,
Capcom,
Cartoon,
Comedy,
Conga Line,
Dancing,
Debating,
Dee Jay,
Drama Queen,
Fighting,
Humor,
Jamaica,
Kickboxing,
Maracas,
Master Debater,
Relationships,
Satire,
Serial Contrarian,
Super Nintendo,
Super Street Fighter II
Saturday, August 15, 2026
I Don't "Shoot My Shot" Because I Don't Want to Give Women the Ick
Labels:
Ballad,
Beautiful,
Captain,
Cartoon,
Dating,
Desilu,
Fade to Black,
Girlfriend,
Heavy Metal,
Jean-Luc Picard,
Love,
Metallica,
Paramount,
Rejection,
Romance,
Sadness,
Science Fiction,
Star Trek,
The Next Generation,
Woman
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