VERSE 1
You refuse to laugh at female comedians
But you’ll laugh at those who wear above medium
You refuse to laugh at jokes actually funny
But you’ll laugh at those you consider to be ugly
A hairy body or a Buddha belly
A disfigured face or thighs of jelly
You’ve got a shallow point of view and it shows
Your sense of humor sucks, your philosophy blows
CHORUS
What’s so funny? X4
VERSE 2
You laugh when a man gets kicked in the nuts
You laugh even harder at a fat plumber’s butt
Laugh harder than that at the Hashtag Jada Pose
Laugh so fucking hard, milk comes out of your nose
You’ve got the sense of humor of a middle school bully
Yet you smile and laugh like you’re so fucking holy
The whole world thinks you’re a major asshole
So why are you next in line for a seat at the castle?
CHORUS
What’s so funny? X4
VERSE 3
You won’t share a meme unless it has a Nazi symbol
But you’ll gladly pass over Lily Singh and Jimmy Kimmel
You’ll get your comedy from the shittiest places
And then drain the smiles right off your victims’ faces
Nainan eleven, presidential erection
Attention, attention, national dissention
You’re more see through than a wet T-shirt
Your jokes are duds, but the truth will always hurt
CHORUS
What’s so funny? X4
