(In the style of “Every Breath You Take” by The Police.)
Every pic you post
Every friend you poke
Every meme you share
Every feeling you bear
I’ll be browsing you
Every single day
Every app you play
Every Face Book page
Every rant you rage
I’ll be browsing you
I can’t refrain
You’re in the public domain
How vicariously I live
With every like you give
Every video you film
Every bean you spill
Every life event thrill
Every second you kill
I’ll be browsing you
Since you’re here, I’ll look you up with no remorse
You’re already in the public eye, of course
There’s nothing they can do in the police force
There’s no sense in taking my big ass to court
I’ll browse whoever I goddamn well please!
I can’t refrain
You’re in the public domain
How vicariously I live
With every like you give
Every video you film
Every bean you spill
Every life event thrill
Every second you kill
I’ll be browsing you
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