(In the style of “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” by The Police)
VERSE 1
I stood up in front of the class
Gave a presentation so I could pass
From the very first word
Laughter’s all I ever heard
In mass
CHORUS
Every little thing I do is funny
Everything I do just cracks them up
Even the professor’s spitting coffee
From his “Number One Teacher” cup
VERSE 2
I pulled out a Snickers bar
Because the time for lunch was just too far
Got a big enough belly
One that wiggles like it’s jelly
Har-dee-har!
Every little thing
I do is funny
Everything I do
just cracks them up
Even the
professor’s spitting coffee
From his “Number
One Teacher” cup
BRIDGE
I called them a bunch of names
Stormed out of the room in shame
I’d walk back to my dorm room
To be all doom and gloom
Everyone tried to assure me
They weren’t punching down with glee
They just think my voice is lovely
It’s a low-pitch melody
CHORUS
Every little thing I do is funny
Everything I do just cracks them up
Even the professor’s spitting coffee
From his “Number One Teacher” cup
