KKKaren

VERSE 1
Your first amendment rights
Shouldn’t lead to fist fights
Put on the goddamn mask
It’s not too much to ask
Put down your semiautomatic
Stop trying to be autocratic
Karen is spelled with three K’s
I could rant about you for days

VERSE 2
No, you can’t see the manager
About your faulty hamburger
No, you can’t call the police
To disturb a black guy’s peace
No, you can’t yell at clerks
Who’re only trying to work
Karen is spelled with three K’s
Who will be your next prey?

BRIDGE
You got your refund paid in full
Your jail time is void and null
You can go back to normalcy
And live your life so cordially
No, not you! You’re never happy
Cussing, screaming, shooting, slapping
Live and in color on a viral video
In case the news cycle was really slow

VERSE 3
You can apologize all you want
But only because you got caught
You can shed your river of tears
While your victims cower in fear
You can do it again to someone else
And never put the blame on yourself
Karen is spelled with three K’s
What more do I have to say?
Karen has an N at the end of it
Her favorite letter, racist sentiment
Karen is spelled with three K’s!

Your Own Fault

VERSE 1

I’m not the source of your misery

This ain’t no big fucking mystery

You are the owner of your anger

You put your loved ones in danger

I’m not your lightning rod of hate

I’m not the author of your sealed fate

When it comes to building your walls

Your stress is your own damn fault!

CHORUS

Control yourself! Calm the fuck down!

Say you’re sorry with your nose so brown!

Break your promises the very next day!

It’s your own fault that you feel this way!

VERSE 2

Make your threats, get inside my head

Blame me for your soul being dead

Blame me for the prison you built

Cry forever for the milk you spilt

This ain’t tough love, you’re selling me out

You’re not on point, you’re fucking loud

Throw your punch, you macho moron

In this battle, you won’t last for long!

CHORUS

Control yourself! Calm the fuck down!

Say you’re sorry with your nose so brown!

Break your promises the very next day!

It’s your own fault that you feel this way!

BRIDGE

Round one! Let’s ring the bell!

Round two! Let’s go to hell!

Round three! Let’s finish this shit!

It’s all your fault you’re throwing a fit!

EXTENDED CHORUS

Control yourself! Calm the fuck down!

Say you’re sorry with your nose so brown!

Break your promises the very next day!

It’s your own fault that you feel this way!

It’s your own fault the world hates you!

It’s your own fault, nobody made you!

It’s your own fault you can’t find peace!

Don’t take your fucking anger out on me!