Bathos

VERSE 1

Whenever two people fall head over heels

You tear them apart like a canine meal

Laugh at their love and all of the above

Counter the cheese with your brand of sleaze

Ain’t nothing funny about human emotions

Not every scene needs tissues and lotion

Shut the fuck up and leave them alone

If you can’t take the heat, go the fuck home

CHORUS 1

Bathos! Bathos!

Killing the mood with crass behavior

Bathos! Bathos!

Shut your mouth or meet your maker

Bathos! Bathos!

Bathos! Bathos!

VERSE 2

Whenever some guy wants to shiver and cry

You encourage his wishes to want to die

You drain every tear from his red puffy eyes

With every sick joke about his ass and thighs

Or maybe it’s about the color of his skin

Maybe it’s about the church’s so-called sins

Maybe it’s the fact that he lost his loved ones

Maybe you’re just a giggly ass dumb fuck

CHORUS 1

Bathos! Bathos!

Killing the mood with crass behavior

Bathos! Bathos!

Shut your mouth or meet your maker

Bathos! Bathos!

Bathos! Bathos!

BRIDGE

Alternative facts, alternative right

Alternative wife, alternative white

Alternative comedy, alternative rock

Alternative reality, what a fucking crock!

VERSE 3

If this is comedy, get your ass off the stage

You’re no George Carlin, no fucking sage

If this is music, I’m deaf to your tunes

You’re like a pop star gagging on a silver spoon

If this is news, you can’t be trusted

If this is corruption, you’re goddamn busted

If this is satire, you’re a goddamn liar

If this is your stage, let’s set it on fire

CHORUS 2

Bathos! Bathos!

See you later, you disgusting hater

Bathos! Bathos!

In a while, you necrophile

Bathos! Bathos!

Bathos! Bathos!