Tom Simpson had a strange feeling this would happen: sitting
in the office next to his classroom with a cup of coffee glaring at the clock
on his wall. Three o’clock turned into three-fifteen. Three fifteen turned into
three-thirty. The teacher’s face scrunched downward as though he drank warm
piss instead of hot coffee. “I knew it…” he silently groaned to himself. “I
knew it!” He punctuated that sentence by throwing his coffee mug against the
brick wall and watching the brown liquid drizzle down onto the carpet. He
huffed and stomped out of his office without bothering to clean up the mess he
made.
As Mr. Simpson stormed down the hallway with fists clenched
and brows furrowed, several students (who actually showed up to their
respective dentitions) tucked their faces away in fear. Some of them even
swerved right past him in a big hurry to get their asses out of school. Mr.
Simpson’s sniper sight zeroed in on the Principal’s office. He took a few deep,
raspy breaths before fixing his shirt and throwing the door open.
An older black woman in a flower-patterned dress shirt and
black slacks typed away at her computer before noticing Mr. Simpson standing
furiously in her doorway. She gave him an awkward stare before asking, “Can I
help you?”
“Yes, Miss Williams, you can.” Mr. Simpson took a seat next
to the Principal and said, “Scott George was supposed to show up after school
for detention at three o’clock sharp. It’s a half hour later and he still
hasn’t shown!” Tom pounded Linda Williams’s desk and asked in a disturbingly
calm voice, “What do you plan on doing about it?”
Miss Williams took her glasses off and folded her hands
around her belly before leaning backwards in her chair, clearly no-selling Mr.
Simpson’s silent rage. “While I don’t condone skipping out on detention, I also
can’t condone you pounding your fist on my desk demanding things from me. Slow
your role, Tom. Tell me exactly what happened and I’ll see what I can do about
it.”
With animated body language and a silent voice, Mr. Simpson
said, “Scott George has zero respect for my authority. He frequently back
sasses me, he swears in class, and today was just the day where I’ve had enough
of him. Can you blame me?”
“Ordinarily I wouldn’t,” said Miss Williams. “But this seems
to be a pattern with you throughout your career. You push your students to
their breaking point and wonder why they’re tipping over the edge. What I’m
trying to say is, you’re not exactly the easiest teacher to get along with.”
“So what?!” squeaked Mr. Simpson. “Lots of people in the
world have to put up with authority figures they don’t like. It’s a hard fact
of life. Sometimes in this world, you have to get along with people who don’t
necessarily have to get along with you. In this school, you get either an F or
detention. In the job market, you get fired. Or if it’s a judicial situation,
you go to jail. It’s not the most pleasant system of authority, but if we could
all just democratically elect our own authority figures, we’d get nothing done.
Haven’t you learned by now that democracy is dead?”
Miss Williams gave a closed-mouth chuckle, shook her head,
and said, “So that’s what you’ve been teaching your students, huh? You’re a
history teacher who tells his own kids that democracy is dead. Maybe that’s why
they don’t want to hang around you anymore, because you suck the hope right out
of them. I don’t know if you’re aware of this or not, but part of your role as
a teacher is to guide your students to a better life. If you can’t do that,
then you’re not a teacher.”
“But see, that’s the thing, Linda,” said Mr. Simpson while
flailing his hands around. “The only people who I can guide to a better life
are the ones who’re willing to meet me half way. This is the land of
opportunity, not the land of milk and honey. Scott George doesn’t give a damn
about earning anything from me, hence why he didn’t show up to detention this
afternoon.”
Miss Williams typed on her keyboard and said, “Well, that’s
funny, because judging from his other grades, he seems to be well on his way to
the Promised Land. Look at my computer screen for a moment. Algebra: B+.
Graphic novels studies: A-. General art class: A-. Physical education: A+.
Chemistry: B-. Not bad so far, huh? But the one place where he struggles the
most is US
history, your class, where he’s currently sitting pretty at a C-.” She leaned
back in her chair again and asked, “Tell me, Mr. Simpson: why is Scott George
struggling one class and doing so well in the others? Is US history his
weakness or are you just not helping him through his tough times?”
“I could have helped him through whatever he needed if he’d
just show up for thirty minutes of detention,” said Mr. Simpson with folded
arms. “He’d be getting his very own tutor session.”
“Don’t be a smart-ass, Tom, you know full well that’s a
bunch of BS,” warned Miss Williams.
“Oh, so you’re going to use foul language too?” asked Mr.
Simpson. “And I’m the bad influence on my students? That’s part of the reason
why Scott was supposed to show up today. Oh sure, he gets detention for saying
it here, but what if he said it front of a bunch of small children? Or
churchgoers? Or his own boss, if he’s actually able to get a job once he’s out
of school.”
“He’ll cross that bridge once he gets to it. In the
meantime, you’d better stop worrying about the stuff that comes out of your
students’ mouths or what they do when they’re not in school. Let’s not kid
ourselves and pretend that these teenagers are just sitting around being
squeaky clean. That’s not what life is about for these kids. The only thing you’re
teaching them by holding Scott George hostage is how to resent tight-asses like
you!”
Mr. Simpson pounded Miss Williams’s desk again and asked,
“Are you going to do anything about him not showing up or are you just going to
turn a blind eye to the bigger picture! He needs to be made an example of!”
Miss Williams’s temper exploded when she stood up, towered
over Mr. Simpson, and belted, “I’ll deal with Scott George in my own damn way!
I’ll have a talk with him first thing tomorrow morning! If it makes you happy,
I’ll even leave a message on his house phone telling him to show up!” He
continued her vengeful oratory with finger pointing at a stoic Mr. Simpson. “As
far as you’re concerned, you’re leaning on the precipice of career suicide by
talking to me that way! You don’t give the orders, I do! This is my school and
you’re not going to disrespect me any further!”
Mr. Simpson smiled and shook his head before standing up to
meet Miss Williams’s coffee brown eyes. “You’re angry, huh? Now you understand my
frustration with people like Scott George. I’m glad we could reach an
understanding.”
As Mr. Simpson patted Miss Williams’s shoulder, she shrugged
him off and snapped, “Get your hands off of me and get the hell out of my
office before I fire you!” The history teacher held his hands up defensively
and strolled out of the office, shutting the door behind him. He could see
through the glass door that the Principal plopped back down in her seat and
rubbed her aching temples.
The teacher turned around and saw a semi-circle of wide-eyed
students fixating their gazes upon him. Mr. Simpson threw his hands up and
yelled, “Boogedy-boogedy-boo!”, causing the crowd to quickly disperse in
several directions.
Off in the distance, Mr. Simpson saw that another student
glaring at him was his own daughter Adrienne, who had her arms folded and was
leaning against the wall. Seeing his estranged flesh and blood in that mood
brought a sinking feeling to his own heart. He let out a sigh and turned around
to walk away.
“What am I doing?” he whispered to himself. He began to
think there was a little bit of truth to what Miss Williams said, as much as it
stung. Maybe that was why his wife divorced him and took Adrienne away. Maybe
that was why he had a crappy car waiting for him in the parking lot. Maybe that
was why he dined on TV dinners every night while watching the news alone.
He slapped himself in the head for thinking such
“horrendous” thoughts. He knew he had to stand his ground if he was ever to get
a victory against his own students. It was too late for him to win the war
against his own wife and daughter. But the battle lines had already been drawn
between himself at Scott George. If he had it his way, he’d bring back corporal
punishment just for that one student. But now that he was fighting this war, he
had to figure out what exactly he stood for. As a history teacher who taught
various wars in his class, he needed to figure this out quickly. Otherwise,
history would repeat itself over and over again.
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