“We’ll be right back after these messages from our sponsors…”
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For your inbred relatives
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To take Ozempic every night
Belly fades out of sight
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To sell our corporate wrongs
Profits looking pretty strong
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Smoking cigarettes will kill you
Funeral home will bill you
Our commercials make you ill, dude
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Commercials used to be funny, now they’ve lost all charisma
Mediocrity takes over and it’s not an enigma
The richer you get, the less competition
Will make you reach beyond your greatest ambitions
Get lazy on the sofa then project onto the workers
They should be forming a union, but all they want is murder
Why up your game when they’re fighting each other?
Sit back, relax, and watch them killing their brothers
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