One shot would be all it took. A flying diamond-tipped arrow
to Shatter Man’s life core would earn Ino Kara the respect she deserved from
her mercenary cohorts. No more jokes about her equine features. No more jokes
about being ridden like a cowboy. They could forget about trying to feed her
hay. They could spare her the horse dick references and anything else that had
to do with bestiality. “You fuckers will put respect on my name,” she said in a
low voice to nobody in particular.
Shatter Man was ripe for the snipe. Surrounded by a cluster
fuck of dead bodies lying on the dirt and bone-covered ground, the necromantic
machine sat cross-legged while his exhaust pipe belched red filth into the gray
skies above. Ino could smell the ashen cloud it all the way from her sniper’s
nest in the treetops. She had to be careful not to hack up a lung if she wanted
to stay hidden.
With a bandana tied around her muzzle and stillness taking
over her body, Ino pulled one of her diamond-tipped arrows out of her quiver
and took aim with her golden edge bow. A shot to the head would have been her
preference for any sniping mission, but Shatter Man’s mechanical dome wouldn’t
allow it. She had to pierce through his chest at the exact spot and splatter
his life core all over the ground. A filthy death indeed, but no more filthy
than speeding up climate change with this necromantic smoke. Ino had to find
her exact shot and make it quick.
She breathed deeply not only to calm her nerves, but steady
her aim. Just when she was ready to release her arrow, a crow flew from out of
nowhere and began pecking at Ino’s mask. “Shoo! Go away! Beat it!” she angrily
whispered while swatting the bird away. She didn’t want to whack the poor guy
too hard due to her respect for animals, but this wasn’t he best time to horse
around. There was another mercenary joke that needed to be eradicated forever:
horsing around.
Ino steadied her breathing once more and made a second
attempt at aiming for the life core. “Easy…easy does it…you’ve got this…now
take a shot!” she whispered to herself. The damn crow served as a distraction
yet again, but this time perched its claws right over Shatter Man’s life core.
The robot didn’t move an inch, just kept spewing garbage into the cloudy skies.
“You asked for it, you stupid bird.” Respect would only go so far as Ino Kara
finally took her shot.
Shatter Man looked so still and unaware this entire time,
not unlike the zombies he was trying to wake up with his putrid smoke. Ino
gasped when the mechanical nightmare grabbed the arrow just before it could
pierce his life core. He crushed the arrow into dust, including the diamond
tip, before ejecting bird seed from his hand as a reward for the crow.
“That little bastard,” whispered Ino, clutching her edge bow
so tightly that a little crack formed.
Shatter Man spun his head towards Ino’s sniping nest. His
visor flashed an eerie shade of red, making Ino’s heart race no matter how much
she tried to suppress her fear. He pointed a drill bit finger at her and puffed
even more pollutants into the sky. “My sacred ritual is not your payday!” he
said in a monotone, demonic voice. “Arise, my children of the dead!”
A sprinkle of water landed on Ino’s furry head. And another.
And another. When she wiped them away, her teeth and legs vibrated at the
crimson color. The tiny droplets became heavier and denser until a full-on
bloody rainstorm drenched Ino from head to hooves. Her purple battle dress and
blue thigh high boots clung to her body like a frightened child wanting his
mother’s undying love.
Ino’s own blood grew ice cold and a knot welled up in her
stomach when the bloody rain caused the army of dead bodies to twitch. Limbs
and heads awkwardly twisted around. Rotting flesh peeled and rolled. Bulging
eyeballs retracted back into their owners’ skulls. Slowly and creepily, the
shit-smelling dead bodies rose to their wobbly feet until Shatter Man and his
crow informant had their own necromantic army.
The horse woman swallowed a golf ball sized lump while
clutching her chest, hoping she wouldn’t die of a heart attack before this
battle had a chance to begin. “Fuck it,” she said, tossing all caution to the
wind. Even as crimson rain pelted her clothing and soaked her fur, Ino tossed
aside her growing fear and ran into the fray.
“I want some goddamn respect!” she shouted, knowing
assassinating Shatter Man was the only way she’d get it from her fellow
mercenaries. As hordes of zombies trudged towards her with their rotten arms
extended and their bloody mouths wide open, she fired multiple arrows at once
and each one hit their marks. Chests exploded. Throats splattered on the
ground. Guts spilled all over the dirt like a gory mudslide. When Ino ran out
of arrows, she continued her assault by swinging her edge bow and smashing the
skulls of anybody who dared take a bite out of her horse meat.
Shatter Man’s arms folded while the crow sat perched on his
shoulder laughing his ass off at the equine warrior. “You little bastard!”
shouted Ino as she trampled fallen zombies on her way to snatch the bird,
wanting so desperately to rip his feathers out and snap his beak. The zombies
wouldn’t stay down for long. As the blood rain continued to pour, they stood
back up even with their detached heads and exploded bones. They grabbed at
Ino’s shoulders with broken fingers, but she beat them down with her edge bow until
they were little more than rivers of blood and organs.
Despite the aching in her own ribcage and limbs, Ino
wouldn’t allow her waning energy to get in the way of her quest for respect,
coin, and ultimately her life. She smashed more skulls, stomped on fallen
bodies, ripped out spinal cords, but the zombies kept getting back up for more.
Even the crow got in on the action when he pecked behind Ino’s ears. She swung
at the bird, but he kept dodging and laughing the whole time, turning Ino’s ice
cold blood into boiling magma. Even as more zombies grabbed her, she ripped her
flesh away from their sharp grips and chased after the bird.
When Ino finally latched onto the crow’s tail feathers and
seethed with bloodlust as she imagined ripping the little guy apart, a heavy
metal punch to the gut doubled her over and caused her to dry heave on the
ground. The zombies were called off as Ino touched her damp wound. She knew it
was her own blood and not that of the crimson weather. She could feel her naked
ribcage because there was no skin to protect it. That punch came from Shatter
Man himself, who stood over her with his red visor glowing and blinding her
with every flash.
“Go ahead…finish me off…what are you waiting for?!” begged
Ino, spitting out blood in between words.
“You exhausted your body, battled my minions, and put your
life at risk for a little bit of respect?” said Shatter Man.
Ino tucked her head in shame as she laid in the fetal position waiting to die.
“Everybody who tried to claim my life has the same story: a minority mercenary
looking for acceptance from their peers. Killing me will suddenly net them the
happiness they believe they’re entitled to. Truth is, young lady…you could cure
cancer and end worldwide hunger all in the same day. You’re still going to be laughed
at. You’re still going to be hated by society. Why? Because ignorance and fear
are easier to accept than progressive values.”
Tears welled up in Ino’s eyes as this truth bomb hit her
harder than Shatter Man’s punch to her guts. “I don’t want to be a horse
anymore,” she sobbed. “If being a normal human will get them to leave me alone,
then I’ll take it. I never got racial pride anyways.”
“It doesn’t get more ordinary and boring than laying six
feet deep in the ground, no matter what race you identify as. But it doesn’t
have to be that way. You don’t have to please others to get the respect you
deserve. You don’t have to conform to tradition. If you want respect, you’ve
got to beat it out of those who deny it to you. You think I chose to be a
robot? You think I was born with the name Shatter Man? I didn’t win any
popularity contests with my background. Why do you think I have a price on my
head? It would have only been a matter of time until you had a price on yours.”
Ino spit up more blood and wiped away her tears with her
dress sleeve. “I guess it doesn’t matter anymore, does it? I’m already on my
way to hell. At least in hell, they’re honest about what kind of torture
they’re going to give me. Here on earth, they just disguise it as making
whatever country they live in ‘great again’.”
“It doesn’t have to be this way,” said Shatter Man, waving
his arm in the sky to show off his bloody rain. “You can have a second chance
at life just like my minions. As zombies, they don’t have the highest social
ranking. But they take full advantage of their second chance. They hunger for
revenge against a society that never wanted them when they were alive. They
were and still are weirder than any horse woman they’ve ever seen. Let the
blood rain flow into you. Join my army. Don’t wait for respect. Take it from
them with both hands.”
The bloody rain poured through Ino Kara’s wounds as she laid
on her back waiting for sweet necromancy to overtake her. A warming sensation
spread throughout and she didn’t feel like shivering anymore, whether it was because
of fear or cold weather. Her eyes rolled back in her head like she was in an
orgasmic trance. Her tired body blazed with energy and happiness she hadn’t
felt in a long time. Her pain numbed out and was replaced with a massaging
sensation throughout her chest, legs, and head.
Slowly and shakily, she rose from the ground. Her stomach
pounded with hunger, but not for food and certainly not for hay. She hungered
for flesh. She thirsted for blood. Her tormentors would turn into victims. Her
cannibalistic meals would taste juicier than a steak dinner. She licked her
blood-covered lips and groaned with lust.
Shatter Man placed a hand on her shoulder. “Welcome to my
army. You can stay for as long as you desire. They say the taste of vengeance
is bittersweet, but you’ll find it to your liking. You will be loved and
respected…or else!”
Ino Kara had no words for her seductive master, only groans.
Then again, she wouldn’t have to debate the harmful effects of racism with the
world ever again. Either her victims took yes for an answer…or they would get
chewed up and spit out with no remorse. Ino smiled at that idea. Her newly
rotten teeth would make her face look even more horrifying to the racists she
would eventually devour. She was strangely okay with that. Fuck beauty. Fuck
love. Fuck everybody in this butt ugly world!
