You Suck

COMEDIAN DIALOGUE

What’s the deal with airline peanuts? How can anybody eat these things?

VERSE 1

Get off the stage, you fuel my rage

Not even worth the minimum wage

Amateur night isn’t going so well

Let’s burn this shit right down to hell!

CHORUS

You suck! X2

COMEDIAN DIALOGUE

Is that a machinegun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, behave!

VERSE 2

We paid good money for these seats

This deal was nothing but a fucking cheat

You lash out at us like it’s our fault

Let’s put this shit to a fucking halt!

CHORUS

You suck! X2

COMEDIAN DIALOGUE

Transgender? What is that, you get on a plane as one gender and go somewhere else as the other?

VERSE 3

It’s not that we can’t take a goddamn joke

But where is the humor? Nobody knows

You’re all style without the substance

You left us all feeling bored and sluggish

Booing and hissing isn’t nearly enough

We’ll see if your thick skin is really that tough

Chase you down the street with fists balled up

Now we’re the ones saying, “Suck it up, buttercup!”

CHORUS

You suck! X4

COMEDIAN DIALOGUE

My face was the color of the Communist…

MY DIALOGUE

Shut up!