VERSE 1
Welcome to the theocracy
Forget your sexual fantasies
It’s all about diseases and pregnancy
Cross the line, you’re the public enemy
Abstinence doesn’t do a damn thing
It’s somehow better with a wedding ring
Don’t try to analyze, just conform
Theocracy is the brand new norm
CHORUS
Sex ed will fuck with your head
STD’s will leave you for dead
We know what goes on in your bed
Theocracy is what you need instead
VERSE 2
Never mind that we’re telling lies
Why should this come as a surprise?
We’re the same guys who grade opinions
Turn you all into mindless minions
It could be another brick in the wall
Or lesions all over your dick and balls
Or green pus oozing out of your holes
Or HIV racking up a bloody death toll
CHORUS
Sex ed will fuck with your head
STD’s will leave you for dead
We know what goes on in your bed
Theocracy is what you need instead
VERSE 3
Masturbation can relieve your tension
But we don’t give it the slightest mention
Wait until you’re married, it all makes sense
Don’t try to debate us or put up a defense
We’re the ones who give A’s and B’s
To students who always aim to please
We’re also the ones who give F’s and D’s
Who question the curriculum about disease
BRIDGE
Sores on your cock until forever o’clock
Sores on your ass, wait for eternity to pass
Kick you when you’re down in this rightwing town
No apologies for theocracy
EXTENDED CHORUS
Sex ed will fuck with your head
STD’s will leave you for dead
We know what goes on in your bed
Theocracy is what you need instead
Bible verses aren’t something to dread
Your holy spirit is what needs to be fed
A sip of Kool-Aid and a chunk of bread
Poison for your mind like water with lead
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