VERSE 1
Drink that beer like you’re dying of thirst
Let the poison set in then do your worst
Ranting and raving is what you’re craving
Putting up with you is considered slaving
You belong in the back of a police car
And nowhere near the cacophonic bar
Come back when you gain some IQ points
Realize the annoyance of your own noise
CHORUS
Open! Bar! Super! Star! X4
VERSE 2
You don’t have to be a nuclear scientist
Just have to sit down and be silent, bitch
You act foolish as you feel the drugs
I wish I had a gun with a chamber full of slugs
Use your fucking head before it explodes
Your body is dumped on the side of the road
It’s only fantasy, but it’s a damn good one
Killing your ass would be so much fun
CHORUS
Open! Bar! Super! Star! X4
VERSE 3
Don’t you dare get behind the wheel
Or a kick in the nuts is what you’ll feel
You’ve done enough damage for one day
To our ears and brains and it’s not okay
You stole the music from underneath us
The band drove away in their big tour bus
I guess being an idiot is punishment enough
For guys like you with your beer belly stuffed
CHORUS
Open! Bar! Super! Star! X4
BRIDGE
You’re an alcoholic, far from anonymous
Far from Einstein, far from an economist
Far from the fan that you claim to be
If you’re stealing music from guys like me
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