Pussy Songs

VERSE 1

Loving thy neighbor sounds so romantic

Keeping the Sabbath sounds necromantic

A choir teacher with the words of a preacher

Kept us all in line like fucking bottom feeders

The songs we sang brought up bile and vomit

Armageddon couldn’t come sooner, a fiery comet

Love is an emotion that comes with devotion

No wonder Romeo and Juliet drank the potion

CHORUS

We had to sing a bunch of pussy songs! X2

VERSE 2

He thought heavy metal was the work of the devil

He thought rock and roll was on the same level

He thought hip-hop was simple gutter poetry

He made me sing without ever knowing me

Forget the choir; we should become a mosh pit

Destroy all the music that we all think is shit

Crowd surf the teacher to the back of the room

Lock him in the closet; leave him to his biblical doom

CHORUS

We had to sing a bunch of pussy songs! X2

VERSE 3

A whole year has passed since we sang that trash

Where the fuck is our money? Where the fuck is our cash?

I know we were students, but we need compensation

For all of the nausea and the heart-burning sensations

The school janitor should get a triple salary bonus

For the vomit he cleans right after our magnum opus

If you can afford the rights to all of those fucking songs

You can afford to keep our families going long and strong

EXTENDED CHORUS

We had to sing a bunch of pussy songs!

We felt violated, we felt so damn wrong!

We ate shit for breakfast, turned it into lyrics!

No more should we ever have to hear this!