Just go for a swim in the waterfall
Dive off the hydroelectric dam wall
Undersea creatures waiting for you
Seductive sirens sing the sweetest tunes
Hammerhead sharks smell your blood
Now’s the time for underwear mud
Speedo lemonade for the jellyfish
Sting your ass for as long as they wish
Hold your breath like a YA hero
Watch your temperature drop to zero
Ain’t no lifeguards in my domain
Just a short existence and eternal pain
You came searching for the Bubble Man
Couldn’t come up with a better plan?
Dollar signs in your bloodshot eyes
Dreams of riches dissolved into lies
Bubble Man’s got a price on his head
Yet you’re the one who ends up dead
But not before he has some good fun
And even then, he’s still not done
Bubbles in your ass and in your lungs
Bubbles in your sack and in your eardrums
Pop them fuckers like birthday balloons
Scrape your guts off with a metal spoon
Mix your slime in a cauldron of chowder
Feed it to the minions with curry powder
Shit you out for the plankton and coral
They bring our climate back to normal
You weren’t the first to look for fortune
But you’re the latest post-birth abortion
Bubble Man may have a name so silly
But his weapons turn bitches to beef chili
Better luck next time, bounty hunter
Should’ve stayed in the arms of your mother
