Theocracy

VERSE 1

Welcome to the theocracy

Forget your sexual fantasies

It’s all about diseases and pregnancy

Cross the line, you’re the public enemy

Abstinence doesn’t do a damn thing

It’s somehow better with a wedding ring

Don’t try to analyze, just conform

Theocracy is the brand new norm

CHORUS

Sex ed will fuck with your head

STD’s will leave you for dead

We know what goes on in your bed

Theocracy is what you need instead

VERSE 2

Never mind that we’re telling lies

Why should this come as a surprise?

We’re the same guys who grade opinions

Turn you all into mindless minions

It could be another brick in the wall

Or lesions all over your dick and balls

Or green pus oozing out of your holes

Or HIV racking up a bloody death toll

CHORUS

Sex ed will fuck with your head

STD’s will leave you for dead

We know what goes on in your bed

Theocracy is what you need instead

VERSE 3

Masturbation can relieve your tension

But we don’t give it the slightest mention

Wait until you’re married, it all makes sense

Don’t try to debate us or put up a defense

We’re the ones who give A’s and B’s

To students who always aim to please

We’re also the ones who give F’s and D’s

Who question the curriculum about disease

BRIDGE

Sores on your cock until forever o’clock

Sores on your ass, wait for eternity to pass

Kick you when you’re down in this rightwing town

No apologies for theocracy

EXTENDED CHORUS

Sex ed will fuck with your head

STD’s will leave you for dead

We know what goes on in your bed

Theocracy is what you need instead

Bible verses aren’t something to dread

Your holy spirit is what needs to be fed

A sip of Kool-Aid and a chunk of bread

Poison for your mind like water with lead