(In the style of Wesley Willis)
VERSE 1
Nature vacations are the worst
It’s just trees and rocks
They sit there and do nothing
You can’t buy chicken from a tree
CHORUS
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
VERSE 2
Where are all the heavy metal bands?
Where are the wrestling matches?
Where are the arcade machines?
You can’t play Double Dragon in a creek
CHORUS
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
VERSE 3
There are no animals in the forest
Except the ones that can kill you
Grizzlies will eat you alive
You can’t talk about barbarians and wizards with a bear
CHORUS
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
Nature is so boring
FINAL VERSE
If trees had wi-fi signals
I’d go there in a heartbeat
And order fried chicken from Door Dash
