Monday, September 2, 2019

Steroid Smoothie


VERSE 1
Bench a thousand pounds like it’s nothing
Scream like you’re on the edge of coming
Squat a million pounds like a so-called beast
Fifty reps, maybe a hundred at the least
When Joe Six-Pack breaks his damn back
You blame everything on people who’re fat
Then you inject your juice by the liter
Strut around in a too tight wife-beater

CHORUS 1
Steroid smoothie!
It’s the key to your success
Steroid smoothie!
Puff your bitch tits chest

VERSE 2
Muscles so big you can’t fit through the door
Isn’t this what you pick on fat people for?
You’re a douchey white guy who tries too hard
One of these days, your ass can go back to lard
A lethal injection of your favorite PED’s
You think you’re more explosive than TNT
If you’re talking about your liver and heart
Congratulations, you’ve got yourself a head start

CHORUS 2
Steroid smoothie!
Gargantuan muscles, Tic-Tac balls
Steroid smoothie!
Two-inch penis, heart attack trust fall

VERSE 3
Looking good on your Instagram page
You should nickname yourself Roy Rage
You’re an inspiration to only yourself
Who cares if you put your body through hell?
I’d rather eat a steak than make the mistake
Of injecting juice and watching my limbs break
You’re not a fitness guru, you’re a piece of shit
Sit on a Shake Weight and then go for a spin

CHORUS 3
Steroid smoothie!
You’re faker than the president’s hair
Steroid smoothie!
Look into your empty soul if you dare
Steroid smoothie!
Your career is based on shallow lies
Steroid smoothie!
Excuse me while I wolf on these fries

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