Autumn Energy

VERSE 1

Caffeine for Halloween! Trick or fucking treat

Taurine and Baby Ruth taste so fucking sweet

Stay up all night giving everyone a big scare

Too many screams and tears? I don’t even care

Put on my mask and fill your pants full of crap

Urine and semen soaking up your entire lap

Blood-soaked neighborhood, I feel so good

Broke the zipper on my jumpsuit with oak wood

VERSE 2

Living for Thanksgiving! My sanity is slipping

Roasted turkey is for chewing and ripping

Face full of brown gravy and mashed potatoes

Wear it like a mask, I’m so fucking unstable

I’ll sleep when I’m dead from a heart attack

And my intestines slide out of my ass crack

What a way to go until the next November

My psychotic smile is all you’ll remember

VERSE 3

Sickness for Christmas! Don’t be so listless

I’ve got a naughty list for all of you bitches

Wrap up everything in sparkling paper

From the severed head to the culprit saber

October and December are one in the same

Covered in blood, sweat, and dirty shame

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight

We’re gathered here today to get it right

BRIDGE

New Years Day is on its merry way

Broken resolutions are the price you pay

Valentine’s gives you a reason to whine

About the lost love and lack of sunshine

St. Patrick’s is just a reason to get drunk

Vomit on yourself like the spray of a skunk

Fourth of July is nothing but a damn lie

Annoying fireworks blasting in the sky

VERSE 4

Why wait until the fall to enjoy it all?

If anyone wants to argue, let them brawl

Take them out with a chainsaw slash

Leave them on the curb with the trash

Or you can carve them like a turkey

Chew them up until your chest’s hurting

Wrap them like a gift for the undertaker

See you next autumn, you dip shit haters!