Two-Sentence Horror Story: A Stone's Throw Away

After an hour of standing in front of the toilet, Frank passed the world’s bloodiest and most painful kidney stone in existence. It could one day be used as the business end of a morning star.

Two-Sentence Horror Story: Pacific Blue Balls

Detective Miller placed a comforting hand on top of Francine’s and said, “I’m going to need the links to your revenge porn pictures so that we can gather evidence and put this creep behind bars. Also, I watch Pacific Blue for the riveting drama and I read Playboy for the articles.”

Two-Sentence Horror Stories: Double Tap

FIRST STORY: The movie theater was packed with excited kids who couldn’t sit still for the start of the film. But instead of the Warner Brothers Family Entertainment shield flying through the clouds, it was a diseased penis covered in green slime and red sores that oozed yellow pus.

 

SECOND STORY: Helena screamed through her breathing apparatus as the great white shark swam towards her looking for lunch. She really started kicking her flippers when she saw that the shark was wearing a dental dam over his mouth.

Two-Sentence Horror Story: These Colors DO Run

An internet troll asked the gamer girl, “What color is your thong today?” She answered, “Brown and yellow, with some tinges of red thrown in there.”