Adele Faulk stared at the sparkling engagement ring on her
finger with a cheerful smile on her already lovely face. The diamond itself
radiated beauty like a heavenly star, but it was the man who gave her that ring
who was worth showing off the most. She gripped the steering wheel of her
parked car and took deep breaths to calm her nerves of excitement. She couldn’t
wait to tell her younger brother Dustin the news, but was afraid that she’d come
off too strong. “Poor Dustin,” she said to herself in a peaceful whisper.
The chocolate-haired lady in the sparkling silver cocktail
dress exited the vehicle and clicked her high heels against Dustin’s sidewalk.
His home was a lot smaller than she had remembered. Had he been falling on
tough times? Adele’s lipstick-covered mouth formed a frown out of fear that she
would be rubbing her success in Dustin’s face. She contemplated getting back in
the car and driving home to her fiancé. No! She had to tell him without
resorting to the Face Book copout.
Adele knocked on Dustin’s door and he said, “Come in!” Upon
treading through the threshold, Adele’s concerned frown morphed into wide-eyed
shock when she saw her pot-bellied brother sitting on the couch next to a blond
sex puppet in lingerie. “What’s up, big sis?” said Dustin before taking a sip
of beer and changing the channel on the TV with his remote.
“Um…” shrugged Adele. “Not a whole lot compared to you. You
do know that’s a sex doll, right?”
“Brandi doesn’t like to be called that,” snapped Dustin as
he stroked the doll’s hair.
Hands on her hips, Adele smirked, shook her head, and said,
“Seriously, Dustin? Her name’s Brandi? You’ve actually given this sex toy a
name?” The brother scratched his nuts and burped. “Jesus, Dustin…I, uh…I have
no words. Not one fucking word.”
“You don’t have to say anything at all, Adele,” said Dustin
right as he kissed “Brandi” on the cheek. “I already know what you’re thinking.
You’re thinking I’ve gone off the deep end and I need to be locked up in a
fucking rubber room. I get it. Truth be told, I’ve never been happier in my
life. Look at her, Adele. She doesn’t judge. She doesn’t care that I gained a
little weight. She doesn’t care that my hair’s a little thin. She likes me for
who I am and that’s good enough for me.”
“You know what else doesn’t judge you for your looks or your
income?” asked Adele. “That floor lamp over there. Maybe you should start a
relationship with that and stick it up your ass during those romantic moments.”
Dustin protested with several silent shut up’s, but Adele continued her rant
with, “Maybe you should start a relationship with the TV and keep it on porn
channels all the time. Maybe you should mount your coffee table and fondle its
legs. Two legs are sexy enough, but four? Holy shit, buddy!”
Dustin’s murmuring retorts transformed into one monstrous,
“Shut up!” that silenced his big sister’s mockery. “Typical big sister
bullshit, Adele. You’ve been doing this shit to me ever since we were kids! I
never had a date to the prom! I never had a date at all except with my right
hand! You’re actually surprised by this shit?! If you’re going to call me a
loser, just get it over with already and don’t make me wait!”
“You’re not a loser, Dustin,” said Adele with a soft
inflection. “It’s just that…I know you’re upset about what happened to Dana. I
wouldn’t be able to live with myself either if my fiancé committed su…I
mean…boyfriend…I mean…”
“Fiance, huh?” asked Dustin with a sarcastic grin. He blew
out some air and said, “I’ll bet you anything that’s what you came here tell
me. Not that you’re checking on your baby brother, but to show off that stupid
fucking ring on your finger. Good for you, Adele. I could have just as easily
found out on Face Book, but you had to come here and rub it in. Well, I’ll be
sure to extend the same courtesy when I eventually put a ring on Brandi’s
finger.”
“She’s not a real woman!” shouted Adele. She marched over to
her younger brother and ripped the TV remote out of his hand before clicking
off the tube. “We need to have a serious conversation about this…thing on the
couch! It’s not healthy, Dustin! What if someone else sees you with…Brandi and
makes fun of you for it? Maybe you’ll bring her along to one of your office
Christmas parties! That’ll be a big hit! Goddamn, I want to rip that doll’s
head off right fucking now!”
Dustin shot up from his seat and barked, “Oh yeah? And
what’s the alternative to this, huh? What am I supposed to do after I abandon
my girlfriend? Go on some loser dating site and have shallow conversations with
someone who doesn’t give a shit? Is that what finding love is all about? Hell,
you know something about that! Why don’t you tell me what the fucking answer
is!”
Tears streamed down Adele’s face and smudged her makeup and
mascara. “Goddamn it, Dustin,” she sobbed as she wiped away her sorrowful
liquids. “You need real love. You need a real woman. You’re better than this!
You’re one of the strongest people I’ve ever known! And now you’re going to
give up and parade this doll around as your girlfriend?”
Dustin shook his head and said, “I didn’t have the strength
to save Dana and I don’t have the strength for a so-called real woman. If you
can’t understand that, Adele, then I think you need to leave. Congratulations
on your engagement, sis. I’m sorry I don’t care enough about it.” He plopped
down on the couch and spooned with Brandi some more.
Adele’s weary eyes glared into Brandi’s lifeless features.
The big sister clenched her fists so tightly that her manicured fingernails
left indents in her palm. She even felt a trickle of blood and didn’t give two
shits about it. “I hate this thing,” she whispered angrily. “I fucking hate
you, Brandi! You’re ruining my brother’s life!” In one swift motion, she ripped
the face off the doll while her brother shouted a prolonged, “No!”
Tears continued to melt Adele’s makeup-covered face into a
modern art masterpiece when she saw what was underneath the doll. If she
thought the doll was lifeless before, her last shreds of doubt were erased upon
seeing a degenerated skull with shreds of skin and green gums. “Dustin,” she
whimpered. “Why? This isn’t you. This isn’t my baby brother! You’re not a
murderer!”
Dustin stood back up and assumed a coldhearted look on his
face while staring down at his crouched sister. “You’re right, Adele. I’m not a
murderer. You are. First you take Dana away from me and now you take Brandi.
Who’s next on your hit list? Hmm? Maybe I’ll go to a strip joint and bring you
some more victims, even though not one of those plastic women is good enough
for me!”
“You’re crazy!” Adele sobbed. “You’re fucking crazy,
Dustin!”
Dustin formed a savage smile, shook his head, and said, “Not
nearly as crazy as the woman who ruined blowjob night just so she could show
off her fucking engagement ring!” Adele’s tearful statements came out as
unintelligible word salad while Dustin kneeled before his sister and said, “Now
that I think about it, big sis…blowjob night is just beginning!”
Adele’s breathing grew frantic and heavy as she shouted,
“I’m your sister, Dustin! That’s disgusting!”
“You’re the only woman left who’ll ever love me after this,”
said Dustin while stroking Adele’s locks. “I’ll be Luke Skywalker…and you can
be Princess Leia. Who knows? Maybe you can pawn that engagement ring and buy
yourself a nice shiny golden bikini!”
Dustin leaned in slowly to give his sister a kiss only to
have her bite his nose and draw blood. His shrilling screams caused Adele to
crab walk backwards in fear. For a moment she laid frozen on the ground while
her brother used his Nickelback T-shirt to soak up the blood. “You fucking
bitch!” he angrily whispered. “I deserve love. I deserve the best! Who do you
think you are taking it away from me, you ignorant cow?!”
Adele kicked off her high heels, shot up from the floor, and
screamed heavily as she bolted towards the door, Dustin in hot pursuit. In her
amazement at Brandi, she forgot to close the door when she entered the house,
which meant she was free to swing it open during this chase. Once she dashed
outside to the cool night air, Dustin tried to grab her by the dress, but
ripped off the backside and exposed her purple panties instead.
“Help! Help!” Adele shouted through her tears. Her breathing
hastened and intensified as she sped closer to the driver’s seat of her car.
She felt as though she was going to have a heart attack once she opened the
door and took a seat. She hit the auto-lock on her doors just in time for
Dustin to pound on her windows demanding she open them. Adele fiddled with the
key while trying to stick it in the ignition. The more the key scraped against
the hole, the louder Dustin’s pounds became.
Adele let out a shriek of horror when Dustin punched out her
passenger window and grabbed her shoulder with his bloody arm. The tearful
screams and her exploding heart gave her enough of an adrenaline boost to stick
the key in the ignition and start the car. Dustin’s grip strengthened upon
hearing the engine roar and even more so when Adele slammed her foot on the gas
and sped down the street. Her brother flapped and floated in the air while
maintaining a bruising grip around Adele’s neck. His fingernails dug into her
flesh and all she could do was scream and drive recklessly some more.
The blood in Adele’s neck made Dustin’s grip slippery enough
to scrape his nails across her flesh and fly across the street into a telephone
pole. The sister’s rapid breathing and crying slowed down little by little when
she slammed on the brakes and peered into the rearview mirror to see Dustin
clutching his cracked ribs. With his body mangled almost as badly as the corpse
on his couch, Dustin was no threat to anybody.
“I’m sorry, Dustin,” Adele whispered while trying to steady
her intense breathing. “I’m so sorry I couldn’t save you.” Knowing the threat
was diminished, Adele rested her head on the steering wheel and allowed her
flooding tears to soak the carpet beneath her. She didn’t even tend to the
dripping blood from her neck.
Her eyes dripped at a much more violent rate knowing she
lost her brother long before he cracked his ribs against a wooden pole. What
would she tell her fiancé? What would she tell mom and dad? Nothing yet,
because the word salad poured from her mouth as she tried fruitlessly to calm
her nerves. She could spend forever this way if she wanted to. It wasn’t a bad
idea at the time.
