Sunday, August 14, 2016

Ice Cream

VERSE 1
I saw you eating the ice cream on TV
I broke up with you so no one would see me
Side by side with a piggish eater
You ranked lower than a careless cheater
I saw you with hot fudge on your face
I saw you with chocolate all over the place
I had to get away, please try to understand
It’s not you, it’s me; I’m breaking up the band

CHORUS
He’s the loser, she’s the victor
If she’s superficial, you don’t have to miss her
To the victor go the spoils
Is that enough to get your blood to boil?

VERSE 2
Join the party, it’s not totally awkward
The host himself made the final offer
He’s keeping his lips tight about the breakup
But there’s still no chance to kiss and makeup
You can read his lips from a mile away
“Let’s sleep together” is what he’ll say
One letter off and you’re like a volcano
Yet she’s the one with the wings and halo

CHORUS
He’s the loser, she’s the victor
If she’s superficial, you don’t have to miss her
To the victor go the spoils
Is that enough to get your blood to boil?

BRIDGE
Hop in the car and get out of the arena
For this disaster, you’ll have to call FEMA
Don’t worry about useless small talk
If worst comes to worst, get out and walk

EXTENDED CHORUS
He’s the loser, she’s the victor
If she’s superficial, you don’t have to miss her
To the victor go the spoils
Is that enough to get your blood to boil?
If this is comedy, your sense of humor is dark
You make slaughter sound like a walk in the park
Just another item on the list of failures

That ship has left and you’re the sailor

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