VERSE 1
Every day is leg day, make the ladies beg day
Mix some manly sperm with their eggs day
My pistols are big, but not as big as my dick
Give the ladies something to suck on and lick
I drive my hummer with a loud fucking motor
I leave behind a nice trail of gasoline odors
I’m a macho man! Don’t believe me? I’ll tell you
Toxic masculinity is what I’m trying to sell you
CHORUS
Macho man! Macho man!
The manliest of mansplainers!
Macho man! Macho man!
Fitness and beef are my college majors!
VERSE 2
How can I put this into words you’ll understand?
You’re a womanly woman and I’m a manly man
I talk down to you because that’s what kings do
Even other peasants will tell you that it’s true
CHORUS
Macho man! Macho man!
The manliest of mansplainers!
Macho man! Macho man!
Fitness and beef are my college majors!
VERSE 3
Fire my bazooka in a first person shooter game
Because real life wars by comparison are tame
I scream my B-words and a shit-load of C-words
Until my macho manliness melts the ladies’ beavers
Teabag my victims whether they ask for it or not
Balls in their faces while their corpses burn and rot
You could question my sexuality forever and a day
But I’ll flip the script and call your faggy ass gay
CHORUS
Macho man! Macho man!
The manliest of mansplainers!
Macho man! Macho man!
Fitness and beef are my college majors!
FINAL VERSE
Why are all my friends walking away from me?
Because I called them words that start with a B?
Maybe I’m just a coward fighting off low T
Lacking empathy for others, too blind to see
It’s on the tip of my tongue, I can’t figure it out
Has it always been my fault? Is that what it’s about?
It would take some ballsy courage to admit my mistakes
And admit my macho manliness has always been fake
