Kill Everyone Inside

VERSE 1

All I wanted was some peace and quiet

Instead you all gave me a drunken riot

High on crystal meth, tempting death

High on horse, morons out in full force

“Boys will be boys”, you gave me no choice

Than to bite my tongue, temper my voice

One of these days, you’ll push me to the edge

I’ll knock off every one of your fucking heads

CHORUS

Kill everyone inside!

No more football pride!

No more will I hide!

Kill everyone inside!

VERSE 2

The way you scream and sing annoying jingles

Doesn’t make me wonder why you’re single

Doesn’t make me want to shut up and play nice

Makes me want to set fire to you as a sacrifice

Which lucky god will get your body and soul?

A multi-armed demon or a killer so damn cold?

An old man in the clouds or an angel from hell?

Maybe they can fight it out, let’s ring the bell

CHORUS

Kill everyone inside!

No more football pride!

No more will I hide!

Kill everyone inside!

VERSE 3

You flip over cars, knock over street lamps

Cheer drunkenly as the plane crash lands

Beer and testosterone: a deadly combination

Wasted minds never used for contemplation

I want to break a bottle of booze over your head

Kick you, punch you until you’re fucking dead

Just for good measure, I’ll fill you full of lead

Save the last words, no one cares what you said

CHORUS

Kill everyone inside!

No more football pride!

No more will I hide!

Kill everyone inside!

Blood Candy

VERSE 1

Orgasmic flavor, better than Life Savers

Better than Reese’s chocolate-covered greases

Better than Snickers, blood candy for dinner

The delicacy of choice for the natural born sinner

Just one bite and you’ll be hooked forever

Violence and lust both blended together

A romantic marriage never felt so tender

Get ready for a motherfucking acid-trip bender

CHORUS

Blood candy! Yum, yum, yum! X4

VERSE 2

Swallow it down like a bottle of Coca-Cola

Let it wash over your nerves like ice cold lust

Imagine a world where you’re always relaxed

Never have to worry about being dead or taxed

This is called nirvana, this is called a trance

This is called a red hot fire-belly soul dance

Forget the bills, come and get your thrills

Forget the outside world and all that it kills

CHORUS

Blood candy! Yum, yum, yum! X4

HOOK

Halloween can’t come soon enough

Some like their lust a little bit rough

Munch on the candy, slap on the cuffs

Show them you’re bold and you’re hot stuff

VERSE 3

Your wildest dreams are rolling the credits

The cinematography will see no final edits

Wake up in the morning with the heaviest eyes

Come down from your Rocky Mountain highs

Your wettest dreams were nothing but lies

Blood is dripping between your aching thighs

Until next time, my friend with special benefits

Try to enjoy the daylight’s loving sentiments

EXTENDED CHORUS

Blood candy! Yum, yum, yum!

March to the beat of your own drum!

Blood candy! Tasty and sweet!

It’s what you want and what you need!

Round two is coming, you wait and see!

You can’t get enough, it’s a demon called greed!

The final round is kicking down your door!

You’re forever a slave, a blood candy whore!