On a gray winter afternoon, nothing was more relaxing for
Shayna Jorgenson than cozying up on the couch with her bare feet up on the
ottoman and shopping for Christmas presents online with her laptop. This was
much easier than going to a department store, especially since wearing pink
fleece pajama pants and a white tank top was perfectly acceptable attire for
internet shopping. No customers fighting among themselves for the best deals on
shit they didn’t need, and no lengthy ass lines so that people would have to
put up with each other for that much longer. The beauty of comfort brought a
smile to Shayna’s face as she pulled the tie out of her soft chocolate hair.
Although, she had to admit that shopping for her boyfriend
Edward Christian was a mystery wrapped in a riddle most of the time. They had
been seeing each other for a whole year, yet Shayna didn’t have much of a grasp
on what it was he truly liked. And then she saw his laptop sitting on the couch
next to her and got a sneaky idea. She folded up her own laptop and logged onto
his, which was easier than shopping for him since the computer wasn’t password
protected. Perhaps she could get an idea of what he wanted for Christmas from
poking around on his computer.
And then she had yet another naughty idea: sneaking around
on his laptop to see his...pictures. Photography was one of Edward’s favorite
hobbies and Shayna had to admit that he took some damn good pictures of her,
maybe even professional grade (in case his gig at the library didn’t work out for
him). And then she ventured into more dangerous territory: the porn collection.
Shayna rolled over onto her side as she surfed Edward’s porn
collection with a kinky grin on her face. He definitely had some imaginative
tastes. Wonder Woman in a lesbian make-out session with Princess Leia (in her
golden bikini). Harley Quinn tying and gagging Lois Lane with duct tape. There was even
a screenshot of Crazy K from Tales from the Hood in his black underwear being
strapped to the spinning torture table, which made Shayna giggle and shake her
head.
The next picture she saw erased the smile from her face and
added tremor effects to her lips. She even held her stomach as she tried to
keep her coffee down. There was nothing wrong with the fact that these women
(and/or girls) were bare naked. It was what they were wearing on their crotches
that made Shayna’s insides twist and pulsate with horror. She tried heavily
breathing to calm herself down, but no matter what kind of whirlwind she sucked
into her lungs, her blood continued to feel like a frigid tsunami running
through her veins.
She peeked up momentarily to see her boyfriend standing in
the living room with groceries in his hands and a confused expression on his
face. Shayna never heard the door open, which was even creepier than what she
saw on his computer. Edward asked, “Is there something you’re not telling me?
What’s wrong, babe?”
Shayna closed the laptop and set it aside with shivers in
her bare arms. “You know, Edward…I never had a problem with you keeping porn on
your computer. But tell me…why did I just see a picture…of women
wearing…diapers?!” That last word was punctuated with tears welling up in her
eyes.
Edward dropped the bags of groceries at his sides and placed
his hands on his hips. “Really?” he said. “You’re mad because I have a diaper
fetish? So what? What’s the big deal?”
Shayna jumped up from the couch and shouted, “Children wear
diapers! Old people wear diapers! You like that stuff?! You actually think that
women in diapers are sexy?! What is wrong with you?!” Another wave of nausea
hit her like a wrecking ball to the gut. “Oh my god…how old are those women?
How old are they?!”
The blond haired, gray sweater vest wearing Edward
approached his girlfriend with his arms spread out with the intention of
hugging her. “Come on, baby, it’s not like that. You know me better than that.”
When he got a little too close for comfort, Shanya batted
his arms away and shouted, “Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me! You’re
sick! You’re a sick goddamn pervert! I mean, why would anybody think that
diapers are sexy?! Is that what you want me to do for you?! Huh?! You want me
to dress up in a child’s diaper and pretend that I’m a big fucking baby?! Maybe
you should be a Catholic priest or some shit like that!”
Edward ran his hands through his fuzzy hair and looked down
at his brown dress shoes and gray slacks. Shayna plopped back down on the couch
and bawled her eyes out. “I don’t even know what to say to you right now,
Edward,” she said. “This is sick. This is absolutely sick.”
The boyfriend’s expression changed from crippling guilt to
trembling anger as he marched over to the bookcase and pulled out a copy of
“Fifty Shades of Grey” by EL James. “You see this? Look at me, damn it!” Edward
shouted. “Anybody who reads crap like this has no right to judge other people
for having weird fetishes! I have no illusions about diaper sex being normal.
But at least I would never make you sign your life away in a fucking contract,
which the main character in this disgusting book does to his girlfriend! You’re
a hypocrite, Shayna! I’d rather be a crazy diaper fetishist that a
flip-flopping bitch like you!”
Shayna shot right back up again and shouted, “There are no
diapers in Fifty Shades of Grey! The main character specifically says that
nothing he and his girlfriend will do involves children! And as I just told
you, in case you didn’t fucking know, children wear diapers! I’m not going to
satisfy your little NAMBLA fetish just for the sake of keeping our sex life
fresh! If you want to have diaper sex so badly, run a daycare center!”
The girlfriend shuffled around looking for her shoes and
socks while Edward shouted, “Yeah, that’s right! Judge me! Label me! It’s not
like people don’t do that enough already! You think you’re the first one to
give me shit because of my tastes?! Yes, I’m weird! I know that! And you know
what?! I’m proud of that shit! Being normal is boring as hell! And if you want
me to conform for you, you’re just as boring as any other faceless bastard
walking the streets!”
Once Shayna got her shoes and socks on, she began to stomp
her way out the front door. Before she could, Edward had one last cannonball to
fire. “That’s right, walk away! Throw away an entire year of romance just
because of one weird ass fetish! I’m not the freak around here! You are,
bitch!”
Shayna glared at her boyfriend one more time and flipped him
off before slamming the door behind her and walking away. Edward was proud of
standing his ground, but even he couldn’t resist the urge to plop down on the
ottoman and stroke his hair while tears were forming in his eyes. He had been
in several arguments with Shayna before, but none of them have ended without
resolution. All of those pedophile remarks could very well mean the end of
their relationship. They were serious accusations, possibly serious enough to
involve the police if things get heated.
That night, Edward Christian laid in bed with the blankets
barely covering his blue shorts-wearing body. He hugged his pillow and stared
at the ceiling, wondering if Shayna would ever come home to him. It was a
stupid thing to fight over and a shitty way for one year of love to end.
Christmas was coming up soon and if word got out that he had a diaper fetish,
he would have nobody to celebrate this special holiday with. The more he
thought about this, the longer he stayed up. He had stayed awake for two hours
without getting one wink of sleep. When the sandman eventually came for him, he
was going to sleep alone. Having that much bed space didn’t feel any more
comfortable than sleeping on a park bench in the frigid weather.
“Hey, baby,” said a familiar voice in the doorway. It was
the lovely Shayna Jorgenson, still dressed in PJ pants and a tank top. She also
wore a look of sadness on her face, like she had spent most of the day crying
as she cleared her head. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I’m sorry about everything. At
the end of the day, we all have our weird tastes, even me. You’re right. It
would be a boring world if everyone was normal. But I also know that you would
never force me to do anything I didn’t want to do. I don’t want to be alone
tonight. I know you don’t either.”
Edward spread his hand across the other side of the bed,
signaling for his girlfriend to come lay beside him and end this silly feud
once and for all. Shayna took off her tank top and revealed a white bra
underneath. She breathed a deep sigh and looked down at her toes for a moment
before pulling her pajama pants down and revealing a thick white diaper
underneath.
Edward didn’t know whether to feel turned on and passionate
or confused as hell. Shayna said, “I’m willing to try this just one time. If I
don’t like it, then we won’t do it again. I feel absolutely ridiculous wearing
this thing…but at the same time,” she smiled her sweet smile yet again and
said, “It feels pretty soft against me.”
The boyfriend had a sexy grin on his own face as well. “I
never actually had diaper sex before. I hope it’ll be as fun for you as it is
for me. If it isn’t…I won’t make you sign a contract or any shit like that.”
Shayna giggled as she turned out the light and swayed her
diapered hips back and forth on her way to beddy-bye with her handsome stud.
One night was all they needed. One night of the strangest sex they’d ever had.
