VERSE 1: INTERNET TROLL
“Your writing’s so awful, I wish you’d stop
Crimes against humanity, I’ll call the cops
Your books get mentioned in the Geneva Conventions
They’re torture, I’ll call for an Executive Order”
CHORUS 1
You want something done right, you got to do it yourself
Come over to my home and ring the doorbell
You better be packing a rocket launcher
Or I’ll enslave you, make you my salad tosser
You’d never risk getting decked in the mouth
You’d never risk getting your tongue pulled out
Keyboard courage doesn’t amount to shit
Dish it out all you want, but you can’t take it
VERSE 2: RED PILLER
“I can’t get laid, ‘cause her legs ain’t shaved
Neither are her pits or the nipples on her tits
Every female should look like Wonder Woman
And have a personality so bland and wooden”
CHORUS 2
You want something done right, you got to do it yourself
Jack it off, jack it raw for your prostate health
Ain’t nobody going to do it for you
Especially when your hobby is going “pew-pew”
At a high school or a gay rights march
Or a feminist meeting without a patriarch
You got a four-wheel drive playing Kid Rock live
But you got no soul, that’s why you can’t find a hole
VERSE 3: POLITICIAN
“I’ll rattle my saber until you do me a favor
Drop to your knees as you try to appease
Kiss my ass until the end of time
Or I’ll lock you up for your treasonous crime”
CHORUS 3
You want something done right, you got to do it yourself
Stop hiding behind all your status and wealth
Put your working boots on and let’s get it on
Don’t tell me you’re right, show you’re not wrong
But chickening out is what you do best
And you couldn’t pass a military psych test
Run for the hills, take your Ivermectin pills
Or better yet, cyanide to melt your insides
OUTRO
You want something done right, you got to do it yourself
The punk movement said it, yet you somehow forget it
“They’re all too woke and they’re all going soft”
Yet you’re so tough that you hide behind the cops
Hide behind ICE while you pay the price
For your FAFO moment, you refuse to own it
You’re a sheep on the farm being led to slaughter
Shave off your wool, put it on the king’s daughter
