I ate a can of spam and my heart went kerplunk
I hit the wooden floor with a heavy ass thunk
Final seconds of my life I saw my greatest hits
From a baby in a diaper to a corpse taking shits
The Rainbow Bridge had burst into flames
The ghosts of my pets with their human names
Possessed my dead body, turned me into a puppet
Now we’re going to have fun, because, fuck it
Kitties and doggies were my necromantic fuel
Now it’s time to get vengeance on a world so cruel
Visit puppy mills and set the little duppies free
Chew the breeders’ brains for all eternity
Visit every dog fighting circuit in the underground
Come on, tough guy, fight with me for five rounds
You might get away with an uppercut or two
But I clamp my broken teeth and start to chew
An abuser’s flesh tastes like T-bone steak
Drink a flood of blood the size of a lake
Rince and repeat until the bones are picked clean
A birthday buffet for the zombified fiend
The Rainbow Bridge is supplied with fresh souls
Every abuser’s death turns the flames ice cold
Ashes of the dead replenish the plant life
From dour to flowers, phytomantic power
Colors glow brightly across the fields
The souls of furry friends can finally heal
After I enjoyed my never-ending meals
I can finally rest in peace as part of the deal
Ghosts leave my body, the maggots take over
Until there’s nothing left but formaldehyde odor
The circle of life continues after death
Every living thing is now eating like a king
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