Thugs

CHORUS

Blue thugs, blue thugs

White thugs, white thugs

Rich thugs, rich thugs

Christ thugs, Christ thugs

VERSE 1

Being a thug isn’t about skin color

It’s about the way we treat each other

Social status doesn’t mean a damn thing

When the fired shots make your ears ring

Wilson, Turner, and even Zimmerman

Miss Anthony full of sugar and cinnamon

Saccharine pleas bring the blind to their knees

While the innocents’ corpses continue to freeze

CHORUS

Blue thugs, blue thugs

White thugs, white thugs

Rich thugs, rich thugs

Christ thugs, Christ thugs

VERSE 2

Every bullet feels exactly the same

Every death brings this country to shame

Every trial adds to the body pile

Just another piece of paper ready to file

The case is closed but our eyes are wide

A river of tears doesn’t take any side

A broken heart knows no kind of race

Armageddon has come to our safe place

EXTENDED CHORUS 1

Blue thugs, blue thugs

White thugs, white thugs

Rich thugs, rich thugs

Christ thugs, Christ thugs

Where are the signs that say free hugs?

Why are there corpses full of maggoty bugs?

Is this really about a lost war on drugs?

Or did we already sweep that under the rug?

BRIDGE

The second amendment or a thug defendant?

Family values or medieval remnants?

When the bodies drop, it all sounds alike

To the motherless children and fatherless tykes

EXTENDED CHORUS 2

Blue thugs, blue thugs

White thugs, white thugs

Rich thugs, rich thugs

Christ thugs, Christ thugs

What are you representing with your slugs?

Why do you turn away with a mere shrug?

Go ahead, sleep well at night cozy and snug

Wake up with a smile so arrogant and smug

You Might Be a Sociopath

If you’ve ever drawn a picture of Spongebob Squarepants giving a blowjob, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever complained about WWE programming not having enough man on woman violence, you might be a sociopath.

If you can see the irony in finding a coat hanger in a catholic church, you might be a sociopath.

If you constantly refer to Nickelodeon as “The Foot Fetish Channel”, you might be a sociopath.

If you actually know there’s a website called Wiki Feet, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever been kicked out of the mafia for being too violent, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever ripped the wings off of a fly and then poured hot bacon grease over it, you might be a sociopath.

If the spinning table scene from Tales From the Hood gives you an erection, you might be a sociopath.

If a Soulfly song has ever changed your life, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever cracked your knuckles during a moment of silence for 9/11 victims, you might be a sociopath.

If you go to a grocery store and buy duct tape and adult diapers at the same time, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever refused medical treatment because you like to watch yourself bleed, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever spanked a baby for being too loud, you might be a sociopath.

If the only reason you buy stuffed animals is to make them have sex with each other, you might be a sociopath.

If you have a crush on Casey Anthony, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever photo-shopped a ball gag in Nelson Mandela’s mouth, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever been hungry for human jerky, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever smacked a child and claimed it was self-defense, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever told a pregnant woman to staple her vagina shut, you might be a sociopath.

If your best strategy in a political debate is to burn an American flag, you might be a sociopath.

If you’ve ever wanted to scalp somebody for not liking your art, you might be a sociopath.

Jeff Foxworthy never though of this shit, did he! Jeff Foxworthy, eat your heart out! Actually, don’t do that. Otherwise, you might be a sociopath.