Ninjas and Shit

GENTLE VERSE

The breezy beaches lit with tiki torches

The sunlight kissing the trees and porches

The purple skies caressing the horizon

Making sweet romance to the lovers’ island

Holding hands as the doves fly past

A passionate kiss, time doesn’t move fast

A foot massage with peaches and cream

Afterwards snuggling for a heavenly beam

AGGRESSIVE VERSE

Fuck that! I want some ninjas and shit

Barbarians beating asses in the spiky pit

Armored marines blasting alien bitches

A war that requires eight million stitches

A billion staples to close the wounds

A river of blood all over the room

And then a siege tank runs over all

BOOM! Splatters everyone against the wall

CHORUS

Bombs! Gasoline! Ninjas and shit!

Giant! Robots! Ninjas and shit!

Tits! Dragons! Ninjas and shit!

Ninjas and shit! Ninjas and shit!

DIALOGUE

“But what about the beauty of Shakespearian love?”

Rain down on that shit with fire from above!

“But what about the literary classics we know?”

Set a big ass time bomb and wait for it to blow!

“But what about the taste of the finest wine?”

Forget that garbage, your ass is mine!

“But what about…” Can it, Prince Edward!

Death and destruction are so much better!

CHORUS

Bombs! Gasoline! Ninjas and shit!

Giant! Robots! Ninjas and shit!

Tits! Dragons! Ninjas and shit!

Ninjas and shit! Ninjas and shit!

Hawaiian Vacation

This coming Monday morning, I’m headed to the Sea-Tac Airport for a week-long vacation to Hawaii with my aunt Ruth, my step-dad Dale, and my mom. The last time I’ve been to Hawaii was around this time in 2010. Beautiful sunshine, beautiful beaches, beautiful women, and cute cuddly chickens: that’s what Hawaii is all about. I couldn’t ask for a better way to kick back and relax. Because I’ll be busy soaking up the sunshine and petting chickens, my internet time will be limited to short bursts on the hotel computer. That means for the week I’ll be gone, I won’t compete in the corresponding contest at the WSS. But that’s next week. I still have a few more days to submit a story for this week’s contest, which I haven’t decided what I’m going to do just yet. The prompt is “Energy” and lord knows I have a lot of magical story ideas in my archives, but nothing definitive. Before I get too far off track, if you want the exact dates I’ll be gone, the vacation lasts from October 3^rd to October 10^th. Again, this means minimal internet contact and zero creative output, which means the WSS, Demon Axe, Dark Fantasy Warriors, and reading commitments to Marie Krepps will have to wait. But do you know what the best part about vacations is? Coming home to sleep in your own bed with your own kitty while using your own computer. I’ll be back, no doubt about it.