By the time Scott gathered his wits about him for the
thousandth time that day, the orange hell across the sky darkened into a
starlit night complete with a full moon. He didn’t know whether to be offended
or relieved that his mother didn’t try to call him on his cell phone. He didn’t
burst out of the house all this way just to think about her any more than he
had to. Instead he tried to find relief in the cold night air blowing against
his still red hot skin. Maybe a rainstorm would have been nice, but at this
time of year, it was highly unlikely.
Rows upon rows of marked graves lay before Scott. This
wasn’t the start of another trippy nightmare; he was wide awake as he humanly
could be. Every stone cross, every marble angel, and every tombstone reminded him
that life was short even though he had his own future ahead of him. Did he have
much of a future left after high school? What college was going to take a
damaged young man like him? Why should anybody care? He guessed he would be
dead or in jail long before he had the chance to find a real job.
The soundtrack of “Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 1” by Pink
Floyd soothed Scott’s battered eardrums as he approached the grave of his
father, Carter Clifford George. The tombstone wasn’t anything fancy, but the sentiment
of remembering a simpler life was the same. Scott touched the gravestone with
his fingertips and allowed a singular tear to soak the grass beneath.
“Dad…I love you,” he whispered, his voice growing shakier
with every word. “If you were here today, none of this would be happening. You
were what a real father should be. Not that I would know anything about that,
because I don’t plan on having kids. I might not even live long enough to know
if I’ll ever be a worthy father. You and I can be together again, Dad. Won’t
that be great?”
Scott dropped to his knees and the tears welling up in his
eyes turned into a winter storm of emotions. His eyeballs stung like a
motherfucker from holding all of this back at school. Even while sharing this
moment with his deceased father, he wanted to keep holding it in. But the tears
kept rolling. The rage kept bubbling. Adrenaline pulsated through his body.
With nobody here but the spirits of the dead, Scott finally cracked and
splintered while shouting “DAD!” to the dark heavens above.
He pounded the gravestone with clenched fists and shouted,
“Why the fuck did you leave me here to die, you motherfucker?! I need you, damn
it! Come home! Come back home and teach my bitch mother a lesson in what it
means to be a good fucking parent! Dad! Come back!” Tears moistened his knees
like a lawn sprinkler while he struggled to swallow the snot building up in his
nose. No matter how many times he pounded that gravestone and begged his father
to return, Scott George was still a broken man with nothing to live for.
The crying and screaming session left his legs feeling
spaghetti-like and his ribs feeling like they’d been punched in by a
heavyweight boxer. Scott breathed so heavily that his voice dropped a few
octaves. Using the gravestone for leverage, he hoisted himself up and struggled
to stay balanced. He could have easily passed for someone who was just tossed
out of a bar for being too intoxicated. His blurry vision was proof of this,
but with one hard blink, he could clearly see Alan Young holding a smart phone
up to him and grinning from ear to ear.
“I got to say, that’s some Oscar-worthy shit right there,
buddy,” Alan mocked. “You’ll be a You Tube celebrity in no time at all once
this goes live. Hell, you might even have fifteen minutes of internet fame as a
meme. I’ll have to think of a good tagline, though.”
Still breathing like an enraged grizzly bear, Scott held up
a finger and warned, “This isn’t the time or the place for your bullshit, Alan.
Give me that phone so I can shove it up your ass and lose it forever!”
“Too late, crybaby,” said Alan as he put his phone back in
his shorts pocket. “Uploading that shit was as easy as one, two, three. Your
ass is on TV!”
The question wasn’t how far Alan Young would stoop. It was how
far Scott would run towards him if it meant giving this moron the beating of a
lifetime. The chase was on throughout the graveyard. Scott shouted every curse
word he could think of at Alan while threatening to, “Punch a hole through
[his] big fat chest.” The bully turned around and laughed at his assailant
while keeping a long distance between the two of them. Alan even zig-zagged
between rows of graves, but the red-visioned Scott stormed towards him like a
stampede of rhinos.
Scott had his target in sight and was ready to pounce on him
at any moment. Oh, the punches he could throw. The knees that could connect to
Alan’s jaw. Maybe Scott could devour this uncaring human being as though this
really was the African wild. He could taste the blood on his tongue and feel
the moistness of brains sloshing between this teeth. Maybe this would be his
permanent cure for anorexia.
And then the high school senior accidentally pounded his own
knee against one of the stone crosses and plummeted to the ground, allowing
Alan to get away with the evidence and wave goodbye in the process. The cries
of pain and the curses that followed filled the night air like a wolf’s howl at
the full moon. Scott clutched his bruised knee and pounded the ground with the
fist he wanted to use on Alan over and over again.
“Hey, kid!” shouted a middle-aged man not too far from
Scott’s location. The crying came to a screeching halt as what appeared to be
an undertaker shined a flashlight in Scott’s eyes. “I think you better go home,
kid. You and your friend have had enough fun at the dead’s expense for one
night.”
“Friend? Friend?!” chuckled Scott through his tears,
progressively growing more insane with every cackle. He used the gravestone to
pull himself to his feet and limped over to the undertaker, staring up at him
with wild bat shit eyes. “If that fat fucker was a friend, I’d hate to meet my
enemies. You saw the whole thing, didn’t you? And yet, you did nothing about
it! You’re just like every other client you’ve got buried six feet under:
you’re dead to the world around you!”
“You want me to do something about this, buddy?” asked the
undertaker. “How about if I pull out my cell phone and call 9-1-1 right now.
Does that sound good to you? Maybe I’ll tell them a couple of necro-nuggets were
looking to get their freak on with the dead bodies.”
Scott ripped the undertaker’s cell phone out of his overalls
and asked, “You mean this piece of shit? You want to know what I think of your
little 9-1-1 call? Do you, bitch?!” The teenager threw the phone against one of
the stone crosses and shattered it into slivers. “If you to want call someone
that badly, you should probably howl at the moon like all the other doggies.
Woof-woof! Hahaha!”
“You are bat shit crazy, my friend,” said the undertaker while
shaking his head. “I’ll be sure to send you the bill for my cell phone once I
figure out who the hell you are.”
Scott pulled on the undertaker’s overall straps and grinned
at him like a comic book villain. “You do all the detective work you need to do,
Dick Tracy. In the meantime, I’m going to just fly away and leave you
to…whatever it is you like to do with dead bodies. I’m sure it’s a healthy
hobby. If not, then fuck you. I’m flying away! I’m flying away!”
The watchman shook his head yet again as Scott flapped his
arms like bird wings and skipped his way out of the graveyard. He sang a little
high-pitched tune for the undertaker’s musical enjoyment. “Get some help,
asshole!” shouted the watchman as Scott George “flew away” into the night.
“Are you getting this, Alan?!” shouted Scott in a
quasi-feminine tone. “I’m going to be a runway diva! I’m going to be a You Tube
star! Who’s going to please me today?!” He giggled like a sassy schoolgirl all
the way home that night while listening to “I’m Going Slightly Mad” by Queen on
his MP3 player. He didn’t bother to see if anybody was spying on him or if any
pedestrians were scrambling to get out of his way. That kind of thought process
required a brain that didn’t explode like a bag of popcorn.
As soon as Scott reached his doorstep, the divalicious
insanity was replaced by another round of him dropping to his knees and bawling
his eyes out. This was what it meant to hit rock bottom. Any further down and
he’d truly be walking the nine circles of hell for all eternity. He didn’t give
two shits if his mother was listening to him agonize or not. The closest he’d
get to sympathy was looking it up in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. That
seemed to be the general consensus among the people of this god forsaken city.
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