***HULK HOGAN DREAM***
I’ve always known that dreams could be an awesome source of
creative fuel. I never expected one of them to be a short story idea for the
WSS. Now that I’m wide awake and I’ve processed everything that happened in the
dream, I’m not sure if it’ll even become a future story. Maybe I could be
convinced into writing it by whoever’s reading this blog entry. Ready or not,
here it comes!
The main character in the story was played by me, though I
don’t remember the person’s name. All I know is that I was captured by an alien
race with squid-like faces and taken to their flying saucer’s prison cells.
They should have patted me down for weaponry before locking me up, because I
had the one weapon that would put me in beast mode forever: Hulk Hogan’s Hall
of Fame ring. I slipped it on my finger and transformed into the former WWE
wrestler, the healthy 1980’s version. I ripped the bars off the cell and
started beating the crap out of squid-faced aliens with big boots,
clotheslines, suplexes, body slams, and leg drops (did I get all of his five
moves of doom?). And then I got to the helm of the ship where the master alien
was waiting for me. Soon I was joined by The Ultimate Warrior and the two of us
beat the crap out of the alien leader together. I woke up thinking this would
make a good short story idea, but now I’m not sure.
And now that I think about it, if I did write this story, it
would be considered fan fiction since WWE owns the name Hulk Hogan. Although,
with the racism scandal in 2015, they don’t want anything to do with him
anymore and pretty much scrubbed him from their history. So the question now
becomes, if I write this story and it’s considered fan fiction, can I be sued
for publishing it and if so, by who: Hulk Hogan himself or the WWE? At this
point, I’m better off using an entirely different character instead of Hogan,
but it wouldn’t have the same effect or meaning. Copyright laws are fickle
bitches.
***WRESTLING QUOTE OF THE DAY***
“Team PCB calling themselves the
most dominant divas in WWE is like Donald Trump saying his favorite holiday is
Cinqo De Mayo.”
-Nikki Bella-
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